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and I yelled no way.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“No way” is Norway without an R

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Norway - r = ?

+r = +r

No way = ? + r

Now I'm stuck.

[–] APassenger 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you're supposed to take the third derivative and plot that on a y(naut) axis.

[–] grabyourmotherskeys 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is why people say Chicargo.

[–] APassenger 4 points 1 year ago

Warshington is what happens when you do integration.

Same with Chicargo, I think.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If you add r to both sides you are left with "Norway" on the left, not "no way", since you previously had a "-r" there.

[–] Nouveau_Burnswick 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The joke doesn't work in Australian English.

[–] justhach 1 points 1 year ago