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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I just legitimately love it and I'm sorry about my awful taste

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Honestly put a door in front of the shitter and pull the carpet away from the tub a bit, and I'd take it in a heartbeat.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

It has a bit of a case of "so bad it's good". It's fun and slightly uncomfortable too, I get it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You will love it until someone goes over it with a UV light

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fringes curtain for the toilets help with ventilation I suppose.
Also I am a big fan of the mirrors above the bed. Kinky and I can't wait to catch movement at the corner of my eyes while falling asleep, I will spook myself with it.

[–] MrFagtron9000 64 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Is there anything more disgusting than carpeted areas around a tub or toilet?

Like what the fuck were they thinking?

All of the other 70s and '80s trends - like the really dark wood paneling, ugly orange colors, that's just aesthetics. Maybe we'll go back to liking wood paneling at some point.

Carpet in a bathroom is not aesthetics or fashion It is fucking disgusting and unsanitary.

[–] geekworking 29 points 1 year ago

Dark wood paneling and orange were popular because they hid the tar stains from everybody chain smoking indoors.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Wait, are you telling me you would not rock this? I mean change the mattress first of course, maybe a good disinfection everywhere else.

Oh and rip out the carpet around the toilet, because that is a crime.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In addition to those changes, I’m adding an actual door the toilet rather than that fringing or whatever it is. I’m ditching the mirrors on the ceiling, getting rid of those steps up to the bed and replacing it with a normal bed frame. I genuinely don’t know what I’d do with the jacuzzi… I do love a hot bath but I don’t love the idea of that much humidity in my bedroom. Maybe partition it off with the toilet and make it a proper en suite?

I think all I really like is the size of the room and maybe the natural light - it’s a bit hard to tell from this angle.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"I hate everything about this" would have been quicker to type.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Add a door to the toilets while you are at it. It looks like the carpet was recently cleaned if I am not mistaken, good thing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As someone who had a carpeted bathroom as a child, it will never be clean in that area around the toilet. I don't think a door is really needed though as this seems like the whole area is meant as a private sanctum.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wrong sub bruh. This is glorious. If you search those cabinets hard enough you know you are going to find some left over cocaine.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Roomba looking at the carpeted stairs: "Fuck".

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

This room fucks.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You lost me at carpeted open air bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Look at it this way, after eating $50 worth of taco bell do you want any doors between you and a toilet?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

SEX PANTHER

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[–] Slagathor 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just how much cocaine is included in the sale?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

All the stuff you can collect through your vacuum cleaner

[–] 2ez 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Guys, this room was made for swinging

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[–] Deadeyegai 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

You just know tons of sex has been had in this room. The mirrors, the jacuzzi, the GREEN SHAG CARPET. Chef's kiss

[–] NatakuNox 8 points 1 year ago

Definitely with a black light those surfaces would tell so many stories

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We are all just prisoners here, of our own device.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Blacklight will cause blindness.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I literally vomited just slightly when I saw this. And it IS indeed glorious 70s "chic"!

Let's also not forget the beaded? curtain to hide the toilet!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's a mirror on the ceiling?? 😲

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

This community is only a month old and this is our second mirrored ceiling!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah it's so you can see another angle during sex.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Yeah, what's not to like? This is someone's fuck lounge and they knew what they wanted (although the carpet by the jacuzzi is horrible).

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It has a distinctive lack of pastel tropical fauna wall paper to make my top ten, but it makes it pretty high on the list.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

And a high back wicker chair!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This is not a room for regular couples.

Everything is in sight so the hooker can't steal your wallet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is gaudy af, but if I bought this house, it would keep it as is.

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[–] Thteven 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bet there's glitter in that popcorn ceiling.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I don't get the fascination with twin sinks. Who stands next to their partner/wife/husband etc. shaving, cleaning their teeth, popping zits, using the kitchen tongs on some of their lengthier nose hairs?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It helps when you both need to wake up and get to work at the same time.

[–] SpaceNoodle 11 points 1 year ago

Partners who go to bed and/or wake up at the same time.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The magical era between the invention of color, and principles to using the color wheel.

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 1 year ago (9 children)

The mirrors on the ceiling... I never got that. Who wants to watch themselves fucking?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This reminds me of the hotel room in fear and loathing in Las Vegas

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Imagine walking up to the bed. You are at the top step, 3" from the surface of the bed. Instead of the bed being at knee to butt height, it's at ankle height. You now essentially need to sit down on the ground to get into bed. The strain on the knees would suck. Or you forget how many steps in the dark and trip on the last step and fall your full height.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

In the preview this looked like a pool

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