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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.

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[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The mirrors on the ceiling... I never got that. Who wants to watch themselves fucking?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're telling me if you could watch the naughty bits slapping together while you're having sex you wouldn't?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Now I'm trying to figure out what angle would make them easier to watch through a ceiling mirror rather than, you know, just looking right at them.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 year ago

I mean, I'm happy watching other people's naughty bits. I just don't know that I want to watch myself while in the middle of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

People with much higher self esteem/body confidence than me!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People who aren't ugly lmfao.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why would even beautiful people want to watch themselves? Is their ego that big?

[–] datelmd5sum 3 points 1 year ago

You're watching the people you're fucking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My old canopy bed had them. It was kind of cool but that frame was ridiculously impractical so it didn't make it in my last move.

I never understood why everyone thought it was a sex thing. I just found it useful to spot the cat lurking in the room, so I didn't have to sit up to check on what I thought I saw moving.

What is much more of a sex thing is a mirror in the headboard (which that bed also had lol), or near the foot of the bed, so you can make eye contact

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 2 points 1 year ago

Um I'm into it, and I'm rather in the lower libido stage of life. Love my closet mirror.