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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (14 children)

Dwight_Sheldon_mode on

It's "mosca", which is just a common fly

[–] paddirn 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Commenter gives a logical answer with information that is probably well-known for a good chunk of the world (Spanish speakers), yet it’s somehow still mind-blowing. Like “whoah, that’s where that came from!”

[–] Chunk 11 points 1 year ago

In Spanish you have one tamal but two tamales. In English you have one tamale, two tamales. We incorrectly removed the pluralization from tamales and now we have this hybrid word, tamale.

[–] Moc 14 points 1 year ago

You’re invited to my house whenever we’re hosting the in laws

[–] BackOnMyBS 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

yeah, but mosca is femenine while mosquito is masculine. a small mosca would be a mosquita. a large mosquito would be a mosco. an even larger mosco would a moscon. and even even larger moscon would be a mosconaso.

[–] brianorca 6 points 1 year ago

But it's only the female mosquito which is bothersome. We should probably have called them mosquita.

[–] Ultraviolet 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Grammatical gender in Spanish is rarely consistent anyway.

[–] BackOnMyBS 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Even weirder: the main informal terms for genitals are not congruent with the genital sex.

  • Pinga is feminine
  • Bollo is masculine
  • Papaya is delicious
[–] Lemminary 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or moscote, or mosconón. Mosconaso sounds to me like a large swarm of mosquitoes. Lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The meme is funny nonetheless.

Aaaalso, in Mexico calling a mosquito "mosco" is fair.

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[–] Diprount_Tomato 38 points 1 year ago

Moscas (flies): 😐

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] Moc 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You killed it! People shall sing your praises for generations!

[–] Diprount_Tomato 9 points 1 year ago

Bro that mfer looks like it can feed a cat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Omg, kill it with fire!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Not sure if I should upvote for quality comment or downvote for the raw fear stricken in my soul

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm Spaniard and I don't know how the fuck to call that thing.

MOSQUITOTE?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'Mosco' is commonly used in different Spanish speaking countries. 'Mosca' is your regular house fly, 'Mosco' is used in some places to refer to the big black flies and horse flies.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Huh, that's interesting. In russian, the general word for "small fly" is "мошка" (moshka). And plural of those is "мошкара" (moshkara).

Always fun to see related words.

[–] ladicius 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Moc 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you’re hard of hearing, you don’t need to suffer in silence. Help is available

[–] ladicius 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So I can suffer in noise? Sounds like a bad idea.

[–] Moc 7 points 1 year ago

The suffering will stop when morale improves.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Intralexical 4 points 1 year ago

I love how villainous they look oh my god

[–] Sigh_Bafanada 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bro please put a trigger warning here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Look bro we told you not to go north on I-15 from Goodsprings. But noOooO "shortest path to Vegas is a straight line" you said.

[–] Siegfried 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mosca exists and also moscardón

[–] trigonated 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same in Portuguese, except mosca and moscardo instead. They almost sound like a Pokémon evolution line

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[–] outwit 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If true, then what am I eating when I have a "burrito?"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wait until you find out what gordita means.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those buggers live in Scandinavia I think….

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They do, and funnily in Finnish, they are called hyttynen while one diminutive is -nen. The question is what the fuck is hytty.

[–] Aganim 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Military-grade repellant you said? Time to break out the Star Wars Mosquito Defense System.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

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[–] Moc 3 points 1 year ago

Someone at Boeing hire this man. The next US Government defence contract will be worth billions.

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does that also mean that the capital of Ecuador is really modest?

[–] Diprount_Tomato 2 points 1 year ago

Nah the roots are Quechua not Spanish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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