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this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2023
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Any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all
Chill, he's still in development.
Personally i'm an early access male
i'm the proof of concept MVP (minimum viable person)
new term for when kids reach an age where they won't immediately die if left alone
I'm an invite-only access male. π
While being visibly under 5'6"
I love you can tell by their faces, "his boys" look so tired and disinterested in his shit lol. Not one looks like they are their by their own free will.
Big boom good, nuke j*ps, pearl harbor crack, murica, durka durr
am i doing it right
Wait till they find out that's not what the movie was about.
"We would like to officially declare that we are, and shall remain, completely unfuckable."
Also them: fuck cancel culture
Who is the potato in the grey jacket?
Nick Adams, self-proclaimed "alpha male"
Dude has alphaβd his way through some cheeseburgers since taking his profile photo.
Why is he wearing a mini-dress that looks like a men's jacket?
He looks like scully in the 90ies
Old mate should have realised by now that you don't button up your suits when you're that fat, surely an "alpha male" would have known that
It's also a mismatched and ill-fitting suit to begin with. Dude looks like a child dressed I his dad's clothes.
What a bunch of losers lol
I wonder what his reaction was when he found out part of the movie's plot is Oppenheimer getting his security clearance revoked for his leftist past and associations.
It'll probably be along the lines of Oppenheimer went woke, no wonder he went broke.
I would have thought people of that ilk already branded Oppenheimer a dirty commie a long time ago.
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!
The movie theater wins either way.
At this point, this is kbinβs signature βfeatureβ.
Headline: Thousands traumatized by fire on island.
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Lmao me too I was so confused about what people were talking about
I donβt understand what everyone else is talking about, this is just a horny gif post.
It's pretty impressive how they've managed to go through the Ken Mojo Dojo Casa House arc without even seeing the movie.
Oh, I didn't know I had to be AlPhA to not see the barbie movie, I was just sitting here not watching it because I'm not the intended audience.
My daughter and my wife did go to see it, my daughter liked it, wife was indifferent. And that's OK, not every movie needs to cater to every person.
You might be more in the target than you imagine. I learned an awful lot about the douche I was in my 20s from this movie.
I had to figure out what a douche I was on my own.
I thought I had done that as well. Turns out I'd missed a couple spots.
I hear it's a pretty damn smart and funny movie. I'd watch it if I was into movies, even though I'm definitely not part of the stereotypical Barbie movie target audience, either.
I usually can't sit still long enough for a movie, either.
What's up with all these "alpha males" lately? They're usually weird and very unattractive from the first look. Does it mean "I don't care how I look, I don't need women", or maybe I simply don't get it at all.
It's dudes getting their ideas of what women want in a man from other men, generally grifters, repackaging bad wolf science. I notice a certain type of dude falling for it, who doesn't trust women enough to be vulnerable and negotiate relationships but still wants access to women. Maybe they've been hurt before, or maybe they were raised with bad ideas of how women are. "alpha wolf" social status promises dudes that they'll be dominant and irresistible enough to find companionship without needing pussy shit like communication skills and emotional intelligence. But at the end of the day the only dudes getting anything out of it are the ones selling their guides to the lifestyle.