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Interesting figure that comes out of the article: 87% of US teens prefer iPhones. Also the explanations given aren't quite surprising, I guess it's mostly because of iMessage. Teens will feel like outcasts if they get an Android phone while their friends still use iMessage because of the green bubbles.

It's actually hilarious how we allowed consumerism to take us this far and that we have now peer pressure over smartphones.

“You’re telling me in 2023, you still have a ’Droid? [...] You gotta be at least 50 years old.”

ouch 😔

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[–] [email protected] 398 points 10 months ago (19 children)

My entire life I've been reading news that only iPhones are cool, yet my social circles don't care and have never said anything like this. I feel like this is a 'Hello fellow kids' type of investigative journalism, that is a secret apple ad.

[–] Izzy 157 points 10 months ago (12 children)

I'm also convinced these are really just paid for by Apple ads. I've never seen anyone care about such a thing.

[–] SuperIce 44 points 10 months ago (3 children)

How often are you around teens though? My dad is a high school teacher and his students are always surprised and ask him why he has an Android and not an iPhone.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

Most tech "news" is paid by the subject of the said news.

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Who the fuck calls Android devices "'Droids" unironically? This couldn't have been real teenagers. Not ones from the past decade at the very least.

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[–] schwim 269 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"This unbiased and purely informative piece of journalism sponsored by Apple."

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[–] reddig33 244 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

No one gives a shit which phone you have.

Also, no one uses the term “droid”.

This article reads like “fellow kids” nonsense.

[–] cbarrick 89 points 10 months ago (10 children)

No one gives a shit which phone you have.

In high school, they absolutely do.

Like, the epitome of the high school experience is social peer pressure about dumb shit.

And this can have a huge effect on the market in 5 years time.

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[–] SCB 40 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I got roasted by a room full of interns for having an android phone last week.

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[–] teranex 177 points 10 months ago (11 children)

I think that is mostly a US thing, as I see way more Androids in Europe than iPhones. But I could be wrong

[–] [email protected] 74 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Yeah, it's definitely a Yank thing.

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[–] coheedcollapse 170 points 10 months ago (23 children)

I think the most frustrating part is Apple is willfully hampering the ability to intercommunicate between iPhones and Androids and people aren't like "Oh, fuck them for doing that", they're like "Oh, Android sucks." Like it's just a wildly successful and incredibly scummy tactic to convince people that Apple devices are superior and people didn't just fall for it, they're willfully diving in headfirst.

It's a shame, really, because I do think they make some pretty good hardware. Might not be my thing, but they make a good phone. That said, I'll never patronize them because of the bullshit I've had to endure trying to communicate with my iPhone-owning family.

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[–] [email protected] 144 points 10 months ago

Teenagers are well known for their experience and insight

[–] [email protected] 110 points 10 months ago (11 children)

Holy fuck, kids are cringe. I hate this blue bubble elitism so much. Glad it's not a really a thing in Europe.

[–] Redredme 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

According to my 16 yo daughter it most certainly is a thing in the EU. She would never buy an android.

According to my 12 yo son iPhone's are for dumb people. I'm not sure if that's really his opinion or he just says it to annoy his big sister.

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 10 months ago (4 children)

This news just in: teenagers can be arseholes to each other.

Back in my day, it was over the brand of sneakers or jeans that you wore.

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 10 months ago (10 children)

I'm 14 and I hate iphones I prefer Android phones rooted with a custom rom

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 10 months ago (22 children)

I'm amazed it's 2023 and we've still not universally adopted a protocol better than SMS. Thanks Apple

[–] HarriPotero 47 points 10 months ago (5 children)

We have all universally adopted Rich Communication Services, which is an open standard.

Well, except for Apple. They haven't adopted it.

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 10 months ago (13 children)

This has to be a US thing, in Switzerland there is not a single person I communicate with using iMessage. It’s WhatsApp or Signal.

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[–] phamanhvu01 93 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (11 children)

*Why American Teen Hate Android Phones

Also I'm very glad how Lemmy is a lot less US defaultism than Reddit is. It's pretty tiring having to constantly hear about Democrats vs Republicans, or green bubbles, or Nissan cars bad, you get the point.

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[–] Ultraviolet 92 points 10 months ago

They'll also say they're too smart to be affected by advertising.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (12 children)

I am a teen and I love android becuase it give me freedom I can do whatever I want to do by rooting or installing Custom ROM. Also It's Privacy Focused(degoogled my Tab + Root). Other Teenager don't know shit about privacy and FLOSS fuck them I don't care.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Honestly, I have found teens using iOS to be more tech illiterate. Like they dont know about Piracy, Ad-blockers and stuff. Crazily believe that apple IS privacy friendly and shit like that.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Ah yes, news so US centric I can't even understand what's the point being made in the article, that's what I didn't miss from reddit.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not an American and couldn't care less about the scene there lmao the rest of the world uses Android

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Teens will feel like outcasts if they get an Android phone while their friends still use iMessage because of the green bubbles

I know a 46 year old man who constantly complains about green bubbles in group texts. He doesn't seem to realize that it's his phone that isn't following a standard and instead has chosen to refuse the RCS standard and lock him into proprietary bullshit.

[–] Wrench 37 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Even worse. Over a decade ago, Google offered to integrate with their protocol for a shared improved user experience. Apple forbid it.

It's not laziness on their part, or "better features" because they get to have control. They literally want the poor user experience to encourage just this kind of bullying.

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[–] protput 75 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (11 children)

Is this US specific? Because plenty of people (kids included) use Android in our country. Samsung is the most popular I think.

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[–] favrion 71 points 10 months ago (14 children)

Those teenagers are the victim of a failing educational system because they're clearly idiots.

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[–] GrammatonCleric 66 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Why would I care what teens think? Android gives me more control over my phone.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I don't think you're supposed to have your opinion swayed by what teens think but it is important to know what they think because they reflect future trends and ideals.

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[–] fne8w2ah 64 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Honestly fuck that "blue bubble" entitlement.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (6 children)

The people who actually care more about what phone their friends are using enough to peer pressure them into getting a phone of a specific brand or model are about as dense as a black hole and about as smart as a bag of rocks.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Look, I'm cheap, and I'm not swayed by Apple's smug, trendy marketing horse shit. Remember "I'm an Apple, and I'm a PC?" Who didn't want to punch that smug Apple guy in the face?

But sure, whatever. You fetuses go ahead and cling to Apple because you're told to do it with slick ad campaigns. We all fell for it too... once. Then we realized we were paying for those ads with the Apple tax, and we found better things to do with our money than subsidize paranoid Orwell fantasies and thirty second music videos.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago (10 children)

@AlmightySnoo
I see this from another angle. The 99% average people using stuff like this and judging people based on the color of a txt bubble simply are not worth hanging with. I mean the whole reason I use Lemmy and mastodon and not the platforms that the 99% use is for this reason. Let your honest choices filter the crap from your life.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I really question this supposed study by an advertisement company

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (10 children)

It's not the kids, the parents in my extended family all prefer iPhone's because they can't figure android out. They passed this on to their kids.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (5 children)

It's US only so it doesn't matter to the rest of the world. I don't understand how it became like that there.

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[–] chalupapocalypse 42 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I was there Gandalf, I was there 1000 years ago when you had to install itunes and there was no copy/paste

Kids are dumb

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

It seems we've come full circle. I remember early adverts for Android phones showing a line outside an Apple store waiting for the latest iPhone. An older couple ask the youngsters in front of them if they're excited and they reply "oh no, it's not for us .. it's for our parents. We use Android".

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I truly do not understand how so many people still fall for apple's pr strat. It's almost like a cult for some, when there's been competition in the premium market segment for over a decade now, that offers products that are at least as good as apple's...

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