I don't really pay attention to whether my valet uses one towel or several. I think he switched things up between face and body, for sure, but beyond that shrug.
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Why is this gendered? I use the same towel on my cooch as my face after I shower, I would be pretty impressed by the dedication to doing laundry of someone who has a specialized crotch-drying towel.
The poster doesn’t have balls so they were curious
You use the edges for the balls exclusively
Oh I'm opposite. Edges are for face/head exclusively and I use the middle of the towel for the rest of the body.
Just grab both ends of the towel and floss between the legs.
There are way dirtier things being done in a bedroom or playing outside sports. Why does it matter if you are clean? Why is a woman asking that silly question like as if we don't kiss the mouth of someone who just gargle them balls
The Germans have a word for people like you
Mädchenküsser
Weird, everybody in the comments assuming that she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our faces we used on our dirty balls. But she asked about a separate ball towel, which seems to imply that it's the balls that require special treatment, but not ass, feet, or pits. Maybe she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our balls that we used on our dirty faces?
Why are you using towel on dirty anything? Do you towel before you wash?
Feet have balls as well, technically
The secret is to use the towel to dry one's nether regions after washing them, not before.
By the way, it applies to women as much as to men.
You also just start from the head and go down to finish with your feet. (I know how that sounds lol)
Like it’s basic drying stuff.. no?
I try to dry my feet first so I don’t slip so I use two towels
That's what a floor mat is for. They make them in towel fabric so you don't slip and the floor doesn't get wet and slippery.
The point being that if one needs to at the end go back up to the face to make sure everything is perfect, one needs not worry about the possibility of that meaning one is rubbing one's face on ball-sweat.
I mean at the end of the day, if you washed yourself well, you don’t need to worry about anything. It’s should be clean. ^^
Not just drying, also for cleaning. You don't pick up the dirt from the floor, just to add more whilst cleaning the table.
I would be okay drying my face with someone else's balls towel, I think my balls towel aren't gonna be a deal breaker
This meme is so old the towel has dementia.
It's just more skin for fucks sake.
and hopefully clean skin just out of the shower.
at least that's what I tell myself...
To me is not hopefully, I do clean well enough when taking a shower. Is not that hard.
Instructions unclear, used face to get balls wet
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Oh, I thought you were supposed to use the balls to get the face wet
Isn't it more of a rebound effect?
You use the face to get the balls wet, and then the balls will eventually get the face wet too.
No seperate towel. Clean your balls in the shower and even if you keep them sucked into your anus all day, which is bad for both organs so don't leave em in for long, you can clean the most gnarly of sacks. My point is clean them.
If you care about this, you're not showering properly. You're supposed to be clean mfer
If I'm unwilling to touch my face with the ball towel, my balls weren't clean enough.
If you're cleaning yourself properly, who cares?
I use a separate towel for my face because my face skin is a diva and will break out for no reason
I fry my face, body, bits, face, body, legs, face, whatever… I’m clean. If imma eat my partner’s ass after a rave, why would I care if my face gets a little touch of clean grundle?
There isn't anything special about your balls that makes them dirtier than the rest of your body. You've just washed them. They're clean.
This is just not correct. Sweat and folds and proximity to other parts, probably double wrapped all day in plastic clothing... Not washing your arms and not washing your balls for a day has very different results.
It doesnt matter, i washed. If i was dirty immediately after stepping out of a shower then i think i need to clean my house.
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do people just... not clean themselves in the shower?
Towels don't only dry, they exfoliate. Even if you loofa scrub in the shower you're still leaving skin on your towel.
Bit it's skin that has just been washed. It's not like you're rubbing day old ball sweat on your face.
My partner used to have a roommate that thought that because he only used the towel when he was "clean" after showering, that meant he never had to wash the towel. What started out as a white towel turned into a yellowing black stained horror. I can't imagine the smell. 🤢
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I wash my balls at least as much as I watch my face, why would I have a problem with drying both with the same towel?
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If you washed your balls clean enough, it doesn't matter. It's not like being a girl and having to deal with your period continuing while you wash and dry.
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