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[–] [email protected] 125 points 1 day ago (2 children)

do people just... not clean themselves in the shower?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Towels don't only dry, they exfoliate. Even if you loofa scrub in the shower you're still leaving skin on your towel.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Bit it's skin that has just been washed. It's not like you're rubbing day old ball sweat on your face.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Unless you're into that, of course 🤷

[–] Glytch 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Delta_V 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

what if i want someone else's?

[–] Glytch 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Are you asking for mine, because then we need to start talking about price.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Ill do it for less than this guy

[–] garbagebagel 17 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

My partner used to have a roommate that thought that because he only used the towel when he was "clean" after showering, that meant he never had to wash the towel. What started out as a white towel turned into a yellowing black stained horror. I can't imagine the smell. 🤢

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

I have also known people who claimed this. Gross.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

disc.

(artist not widely known to be objectional at time of publication)

[–] shalafi 2 points 16 hours ago

Heh! That was exactly what I was thinking of!