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[–] chemical_cutthroat 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There was a Fiat on fire on the side of the road earlier. Italy answers the call!

[–] Cobrachicken 11 points 2 weeks ago

Nah they were calling for help, too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Fiat isn't Italian anymore

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Where was America when the freedom fries fell?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jondor will answer! eh Jandalf?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Klear 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

America is kill?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

The MacSignal

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Canada pretends to not be home

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I won't be concerned until I see the KFC bucket on fire

[–] aeronmelon 30 points 2 weeks ago

KFC bucket on fire

2026 Olympic flame.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind 20 points 2 weeks ago

When stalin had a heart attack, no doctor dared risking saving him.

Kind of appropriate for America to die of a heart attack.

[–] random_character_a 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Gandalf first needs to purge the orange gremling from the white house.

Has anyone seen Bernies cape and staff?

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 1 week ago

Nope. Just his mittens.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I pledge allegiance to the flaming M of the United States of America, and to the Dictatorship for which it stands, one sundered Nation Forced under God, indivisible, without liberty nor justice for all

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Oh Say Can You See
By The Dawn's Early Light
What So Proudly We Hailed
In The Twilight's Last Gleaming
Bacon Stripes and Burger Buns
Through The Ravenous Night
On The Ramparts We Ate
Its Fat Glisteningly Streaming

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Id like to order a NATO burger with the real freedom fries this time

[–] robocall 6 points 2 weeks ago

May McDonald's burn to the ground! Good riddance!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And Rohan will answer: Daga kotowaru

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 5 points 1 week ago

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

[–] themakara 5 points 2 weeks ago

I first read bacon lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

If this was in the south, it would be a waffle house sign

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Aurora's fire