this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

Y'all are downloading Lemmy?

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~I~ ~just~ ~use~ ~the~ ~web~ ~UI~

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

"I'm downloading Duolingo so I can speak Russian with Kinahan's drug cartel members or other gangsters, lol"

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Pls god let instance muting be a thing. The gooners I cannot.

Also op, you missed an obvious pun and I am disappointed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 11 hours ago

You wouldn't download a Lemmy

[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I downloaded Lemmy because social media fulfills some social needs, and it's a nicer place than Reddit. And I avoid Twitter and Facebook like I do hipster singles bars.

[โ€“] Delphia 6 points 5 hours ago

Even facebooks gotten way worse of late, no matter how much I block, hide and say "Show me less of this content" every day or so its like "are you SURE you dont want to see jokes about how woke culture is to blame for everything?"

[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I use Lemmy for porn, niche interests, memes, and anonymous political discussion. I can't put it anymore bluntly than that ๐Ÿฅธ

[โ€“] daggermoon 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

What porn is on lemmy? Asking for a friend.

[โ€“] wreckedcarzz 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Not enough. At least for male/gay stuff. /foreskin is basically on life support, for example. I picked that one community completely at random.

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Stop looking at me like that. I have needs, okay?

[โ€“] daggermoon 2 points 29 minutes ago (1 children)

I ain't judging but... why foreskin in particular?

[โ€“] wreckedcarzz 2 points 10 minutes ago (1 children)

Mine was taken from me without my concent, and I really like uncut guys. Like a lot. Lot. The first uncut guy I was with, it was like an awakening. He is huge and thick too, and submissive, but ever since I've been chasing after guys who didn't get the treatment I did. It's kinda sorta my biggest 'kink', if you will.

[โ€“] daggermoon 1 points 5 minutes ago

Mine was also taken away from me sadly. Maybe I should grow a new one. Apparently that's a thing. In any case, I'm happy you have something you like.

[โ€“] Exusia 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's over on its own Instance at Lemmy.nsfw

I can't speak for quantity or quality, but that's where it is.

[โ€“] daggermoon 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Exusia 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

You mean, your friend thanks me....right?

[โ€“] daggermoon 3 points 24 minutes ago

Oh yeah! That.

[โ€“] davidagain 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, yeah, definitely. And my friend thanks you too.

[โ€“] daggermoon 2 points 20 minutes ago

I think my friend will really like [email protected]

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What niche interests do you have in common with at least one other lemmy user?

[โ€“] IndiBrony 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

QWOP ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clop_(erotic_fan_art)

For the record, I didn't know what that meant either until I searched...

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 5 hours ago

None of us believe your clarification either, cupcake

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Why is this woman in a Rosetta Stone commercial talking about Duolingo

[โ€“] MothmanDelorian 22 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Because it was an SNL sketch about duolingo and the person who created this image macro fucked up the text

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Also this is lemmyshitposts so can't be too high quality

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

You're a dwarf, dwarven shitposts are always of the highest quality. And being a shitty dwarf gives you a bonus to shitposts.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago

Gooners make the internet go round

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

If this is about the NSFW Reddit ban, it seems it was a program who's "go" button got pushed too early, and most if not all the NSFW subs which got the hammer have had their access restored.

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, they totally "by accident" deleted most NSFW subs. They totally weren't testing the waters to turn their site into more of a corporate, lifeless bland of "neutral" bullshit just for advertisers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 14 hours ago

Crazy how they accidentally banned all the subs the Christofascists want banned by pure coincidence.

[โ€“] Exusia 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

"accidentally" called them Unmoderated

[โ€“] Alteon 30 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

....what was the program supposed to do Carl?

WHAT WAS IT SUPPOSED TO DO!?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

It seems like auto ban unmoderated subs, but a glitch caused it to ban a ton erroneously.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

That glitch seems weirdly consistent in the types of Subs that got "accidentally" banned.

[โ€“] danc4498 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

So the moderated nsfw subs survived?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

No, hence the glitch.