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[–] niktemadur 63 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Mexico reporting in, just yesterday I had two avocado toasts with four poached eggs on top.

Now where are those Dairy Section decals of the orange intestinal parasite that say - "I did this!"?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

the orange intestinal parasite

Is that what we're calling him now?

[–] niktemadur 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I've been calling it that for eight years now. Give or take.

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[–] EvilBit 9 points 6 days ago

I like you, hermano/a. Please forgive our stupid fucking country for our stupid fucking voters.

🇺🇸 🙏 🇲🇽

[–] AtariDump 7 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Carton of eggs

For the low price of €5,70, these could be yours.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Nice try but ours comes in a dozen. Looks like they already shrinkflation yours.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yo what kinda broke ass chickens they got that only lay 10 eggs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Hey now, it's winter so the chickens can slack a little.

[–] danc4498 7 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I buy them by the 18 pack. We eat eggs. Reminds me, I need to go make some eggs.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I didn't know eggs come in metric outside of the US.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Me neither. We do dozens in Australia.

I mean, what if someone needs a quarter of a carton? Or even a third? Didn't think about that did they.

Curse these Europeans with their fancy metric numbers.

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[–] Dicska 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Similarly to pineapples being a display object for wealth, I can see the time when we, rich Europeans would throw parties for US citizens having a single egg on a pedestal on the dinner table.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Easter is about to get weird soon.

[–] Atlusb 32 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Ah if your not American, then why are the eggs in the fridge?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because sometimes the house gets up to 26°C inside when it's 43.6°C outside, like last week.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Where do you live that it's 40 degrees??

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (4 children)

If only it was 40°C, that would be a common summer's day.

That day, the road I drove home on was 51°C at 16:00 and the overnight temperature didn't drop below 27.2°C.

So, yes, eggs in the fridge.

Source: I live in Perth, Western Australia.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Straya, possibly?

Also, they will keep longer in the fridge, even though you don't need to.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

I dunno, my family is weird.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Living in Aus during a heatwave, I'd rather my eggs remain raw and cold until I'm ready to cook them, rather than them spontaneously cooked in the pantry lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Eggs are also refrigerated in Denmark, that's why we used to be such a great ally to the US.

[–] Pregnenolone 9 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Do people not refrigerate their eggs? I live in Australia and we always have them in the fridge.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Depends on if the eggs get washed or not

US eggs are washed and will rot on the counter, most other countries do not and so it really doesn't matter (I could have whether the washing is done or not backwards tbf, but I know it has to do with that)

[–] then_three_more 4 points 6 days ago

UK here - it's common not to. I think they technically will last longer in the fridge, but they're absolutely fine kept out.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

We put eggs in the fridge. What are ya trying to say??? My eggs ain't good enough for ya?????

They are. Cone over, I'm making tariff themed omelettes on the cheap!!

[–] BananaTrifleViolin 18 points 6 days ago

Stop showing off your immense wealth.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago
[–] MudSkipperKisser 12 points 6 days ago

Mmm they look so affordable

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Do not taunt them or they will further erode their meager anti-bird flu measures and bring us a 2nd pandemic with Trump as “leader of the free world”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can't afford my eggs, traveller, my eggs are too strong for you!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Egg man, I'm telling you, I'm going to have breakfast and I need only your strongest eggs!

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 9 points 6 days ago

You fool, Americans have been emigrating! I can see all the eggs from Greenwich Mean Time. I can see a few on my counter! I'm scarfing eggs like Gaston over here.

Still can't seem to get hollandaise sauce right though. That poor butter... 😔

[–] makyo 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I sorta thought that even if egg prices in the USA were high the global prices must be too but then someone sent me a picture of prices in Germany - they're literally 1/10th the price

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Eggs are produced domestically most places, which softens global price sensitivity

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I pay 3 euros for a dozen to a local farm here in Germany

[–] lambipapp 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yup. I bought 15 eggs at Lidl in sweden yesterday fro 29:90 sek (2.5 euro)

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[–] AA5B 4 points 5 days ago

Not every place has a problem with avian flu - culling entire flocks are meant to prevent that from happening

[–] Raiderkev 8 points 6 days ago

You bastard. Some of us are insomniacs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Denmark checking in, it was like $3 USD for 10 eggs yesterday, and Denmark isn't cheap

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Oh yeah? I'll make my own eggs with blackjack and hookers.

[–] Atlas_ 3 points 5 days ago

Your carton did a shrinkflation on you. And a regular inflation

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I am all out right now, but I will purchase a dozen organic ones this afternoon!

[–] Pregnenolone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

God I have so many eggs in my fridge right now haha just gonna go and eat one, maybe fried, maybe raw, who knows?

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