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[–] DarkFuture 12 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

We need to stop being in shock and awe at how stupid these people are and start understanding that they are our enemies. They work in direct opposition to the welfare of average Americans. They're also stupid. But more importantly, they are our enemies, and we need to start framing it as such.

[–] LovableSidekick 3 points 21 minutes ago

We've been doing that for years, but people just chanted "genocide" at Kamala and let this happen.

[–] postmateDumbass 13 points 1 hour ago

Local radio fired their news department and brought in cheap new talent.

Last night they mispromounced Potomac and i shook my head.

But a few weeks ago when the news reader mispronounced Orwellian, a canary died somewhere.

[–] iAvicenna 3 points 45 minutes ago

they dont need her to do the job in the title they just need her to be a populist

[–] LovableSidekick 1 points 24 minutes ago

You're right, she misspelled Spokesblonde.

[–] Snowclone 3 points 1 hour ago

They do this intentionally, it's part of Trump's populist cult, White house messages under his last admin had intentional spelling and grammar errors and when asked staffers said they did it intentionally to match Trump's 'style' breaking norms is a big part of populist cults of personally.

[–] Maggoty 22 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

One of the top people they've appointed to OPM, (yes that OPM sending scam resignation deals to civil servants), graduated high school in 2024.

When they say Meritocracy they mean Aristocracy.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's written right there on the tag: "Escort"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Hardly. Escorts charge by the hour. She's salary.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

So... Concubine?
Idk if they are paid tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

OMG FOLKS!!! I cant even bleeev what happend todai!!! ther was this adorabule White House Corresponant (wink wink) tryin to report on Donalds latest rulz, but she goth a littl somethin wong!!! She speld it "correpondent" (see? I'm alredy righting about it! LOL) instead of the coplete word!!! Whoop Dee Doo!

I mean, like, whats the big deil with this? It's just a tiny tiny mistake. I bet she was just in a rush and it happend. Or maybe she was tryin to send a message or somethin (wink wink). The pweeps r gonna be all upset about this but let me tell you, it's NOT A BIG DEAL. Nobody even noticd! It's just a lil typo.

I mean, I'm the one who is a reel journalist and a master of word spelwing. I speld it "correpondent" 5 times in a row in this same post! So don't you worry about this Corresponant gal, she'll get 'em rite next time (HA!).

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 hours ago

Going for some Ivanka resemblance, perhaps?

This journalist is going to have the nuclear codes in the tabloids before long.

[–] czardestructo 30 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
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