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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That dude is slow, I don't know shit about plumbing or chemistry, and it only took me 5 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

English ain't my native language and I instantly know what it meant. That dude is beyond slow.

[–] [email protected] 226 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I felt like it was too hard to see the punchline so I fixed it for you

[–] konalt 83 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm unsure if that's a filter, a capture of RF out, or just an OLED smartphone screen after a year of use.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Image passed a few times over Robot 36, Robot 72 and PD 50 from speaker to microphone at lowest volume in a room with other noise.

So the capture of RF out is closest, since it's actually analog modes meant for ham radio use. The noise is just not from RF but audio.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can hear your neighbors fucking upstairs in this image.

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[–] PugJesus 60 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, I don't understand, am I supposed to laugh or cry? I need clear instructions as to how I'm supposed to feel whenever I see something

[–] NocturnalMorning 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

PugJesus resigned!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, it has to be a reel when you place your cutout in one of the bottom corners explaining this meme and obviously you ask what's everybody's opinion on this and to write it in the comments, or better one, ask people what's it about, of course some dumbasses would chime in and make a lot of traffic so THE ALGORITHM will show this useless shut to more people etc

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

With the oh no TikTok song in the background at an unnecessarily loud volume

[–] aeronmelon 14 points 1 week ago

Where’s the iFunny watermark?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Too legible; needs more Facebook emojis

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[–] gofsckyourself 131 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone put a box over it so it's only heavily implied making me entirely safe from the scary-as-fuck word and distracted me from the area by circling the punchline that I would have never seen without it. I was about to shit a brick.

fuck

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i th1nk you a¢¢id*ntally left s0me swær word$ in th€re, it'd be £est to cens0r them

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least they cens0r€d their username

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock
Motherfucker shit ass tits
Motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

You take some shit
Put it up on the wall
Check it out for a while
You take that shit up off of the wall
Put it down on the floor in a glass bowl
You take some fuck
Put it up on the wall where the shit used to be
You take that fuck up off of the wall
Put it down on the floor
With the shit in a glass bowl
What? Yo
Here's another little piece of advice-vice

You take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
Take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

This is the way. Thank you for your service!

[–] NielsBohron 48 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

See, I'm a chemist, but I also believe in the power and importance of organized labor, so I still read that as unionized.

Plus, I think most chemists would say "neutral" or use protonated/deprotonated rather than un-ionized

[–] Hobo 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also un-ionized as a hyphen (which you used when writing it) and unionized doesn't. Which is probably why you, and most chemists, would read it as unionized as well.

[–] NielsBohron 11 points 1 week ago

It does get legitimately used both ways. In a chemistry textbook, seeing it written as "unionized" is pretty common, and wiktionary says that the hyphenated form is predominantly used in contexts where it might be confused with "having a union" (which matches with my experience).

However, I still assert that it's just not a word chemists use that much as there are other, less ambiguous synonyms available.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Stop censoring swears

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't see any censorship. It might be an instance thing.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

'tis in the screenshot

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They mean in the picture, where the word “fuck” is covered over, which is fucking stupid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Oooooooohhhh

[–] spicytuna62 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Frick frick frick frick frick. Stop censoring swears

This is what I see. But my mom put the TVGuardian on the WiFi. :(

Actually knew/was trying to date a grown woman who lived alone, no kids, and had one of these lol That thing creeped me out.

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[–] HappySkullsplitter 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've only ever heard chemists say de-ionized, not un-ionized

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Am chemist can confirm, I would look at a coworker real funny if they said un-ionized

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Holy shit thanks I wasn't getting it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

!UselessYellowCircle

[–] LovableSidekick 23 points 1 week ago

Holy blue rectangle, Batman!

[–] hardcoreufo 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Guess I'm more of a plumber than a chemist.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you prefer ionized or unionized?

[–] spicytuna62 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I like mine carmelized.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ChadMcTruth 16 points 1 week ago

holy fuck thats clever

it took my 5 minutes to get this

[–] expatriado 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

where i live plumbers tend to be independent business owners, got the feeling a different trade would have worked better

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

uni-ronically funny

[–] hark 6 points 1 week ago

onion eyes'd

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