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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I can't get over the fact tons of us used to think Ferrero Rochers were some delicacy for millionaires, but in reality can just be bought for under $10 at the average supermarket

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To be honest, they were fucking delicious.

[–] RQG 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Were? I thought they still exist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I find these extremely sweet sweets too sweet nowadays. I wish they make a version with half the sweetness.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

They do, I don't eat chocolate that much and I don't buy any for myself anyway.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Master167 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I suppose a dozen people is roughly a ton (depending on which people and which definition of ton)

[–] iAvicenna 137 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

yea well you should first dip them in melted chocolate and cover it with crushed hazelnuts to make sure they look genuine

[–] ThePantser 86 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Extra evil, only replace a few so it's more of a game of chance.

[–] Antagnostic 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ferrero Brussels trauma is generational.

[–] iAvicenna 23 points 3 days ago

I like how you think.

[–] gofsckyourself 51 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They really should be cooked, first.

If raw, they would be much harder to bite into when compared to what a person would expect from a chocolate. Thus, it would be really easy to recognize something was off before you had sunk your teeth in enough to be fully committed. Meaning, a person could very likely just quickly spit it out before getting a good bite.

If cooked, then the softness would make it so you're already all in and you'd get way more sprout all throughout your mouth. Even better would be to cook them so they are super-soft and would immediately become mush in the mouth.

[–] iAvicenna 5 points 2 days ago

all good ideas, agreed that it should be soft for maximum effect. maybe also infuse it with chocolate too, to maximize the confusion

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Thanks Satan!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It might be possible to make this taste good. I've made good food with weirder combos. All it needs is a good bridge ingredient that can combine sweet and savory (balsamic vinegar and wine are great ones).

Could also infuse the brussels sprouts with some flavor while cooking them.

[–] iAvicenna 10 points 2 days ago

it wont taste good as long as the person that bites it does so thinking it is chocolate

[–] Shard 8 points 3 days ago

I was going to say calm down satan but the commenter who replied to you is the real Satan

[–] MedicPigBabySaver 13 points 2 days ago

Ha, I'd immediately kill my kid.

[–] aeronmelon 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’ll help you dispose of the real ones.

[–] humorlessrepost 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks for the help! Then I can paint the chocolates green. He’ll never see it coming!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Ya will, ya will, ya will, ya will!

[–] oyfrog 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oh I know this game. I've always thought it would be funny to use raw onions in the place of apples in caramel apples and pass them out on Halloween.

[–] MisterFrog 2 points 2 days ago

Tony Abbott wouldn't mind

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So you want to make caramelized onions?

🤭

Worst I’ve gotten was grapes in the foil for mini Cadbury eggs. It was quite evil. (Cuz those are my fave)

[–] billwashere 8 points 2 days ago

This is a war crime.

[–] Balthazar 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Milton’s satan maybe. Bring me the roasty brussels

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I don't think they're gonna be roasted

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

there's a whole story that normally goes with this about how it escalates

[–] utopiah 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If I were the dad I'd get tricked once... then keep the evil one and use it as weight comparison point for all others. I don't need to unwrap any. The light ones, if there are any, are the good ones. I'd do that while looking in her eyes grinning knowing how long this little ordeal took for her to make.

[–] utopiah 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'd then buy bacon to eat the Brussels sprout, they aren't actually that bad, just stinky to boil.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (5 children)

You don't boil them, you fry them in a skillet with some butter and fresh rosemary.

[–] Dozzi92 5 points 2 days ago

I coat them in olive oil, salt, ross them on a baking pan at 425 for some time that I can't specifically recall. Even my kids love them, and I certainly do. My favorite are definitely fried of, super crispy, but I like to think they're marginally healthier baked.

[–] X_DIAS 2 points 2 days ago

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

My dad got around my absolute hate for brussels sprouts with this: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/216806/roasted-apples-and-brussels-sprouts/

The apples really enhance the taste, imo

[–] badcommandorfilename 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Revenge for that time he re-wrapped coloured foil around grapes as Easter eggs?

[–] rayquetzalcoatl 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How big were those grapes??

[–] badcommandorfilename 6 points 3 days ago

The size of small Easter eggs (you know, the ones about as big as grapes)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wonder how long you can safely, and in good consciousness, leave these without being eaten before you have to say something. Like if you trick your dad into accepting the switched out Sprout Ferrero Rochers but he doesn't open them for three weeks should you squeal?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

A side dish and dessert winds your dad up? Well, okay then, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

As long as they're roasted with garlic and butter I'd be just as happy to find that lol

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