The Trebabychet
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2025
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It seems more like a cababypult
Cribapult
Edit: cribuchet
I vote for cribapult. That just rolls off the tounge.
You must be joking... Even when we have Cribuchet as an option right there?
It has to do with the mechanics involved.
Oh ok, I get it. No counterweight.
Catapultoddler
The trebabychet‘s less effective cousin.
babbista
For sale, used once.
"For sale, baby yeet machine, used once."
Good reference, ol' sport!
Truly a tragic story.
One of the spokes is missing, this way the baby will fall out before being yeeted. Literally useless this way.
"Fully restored." Pffft.
So much for "fully restored".
Just go to the baby yeeter repair shop.
Then I might as well just get a new one
Not if there is enough torque ;)
That way the baby wouldn't even touch that part
That's a quick reload mod. Cock it back, slide baby in through the hole, they slide to the top & YEET!
This way, the loader is out of the yeet path in the case of an early fire.
How far can you yeet a baby with this? Asking for a friend.
More than a foot.
Old timey morning after pill
But seriously, my younger kid needed a bouncy chair to sleep for the longest time. I could not have survived his babyhood without it. It’s fascinating to see that they existed and what they were like before plastics, D sized batteries, music boxes
For example
That's a pretty ingenious use of a leaf spring actually.