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[–] disguy_ovahea 78 points 2 weeks ago

Never go full retardant.

[–] subtext 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And that was a hard R retardant

[–] MissJinx 14 points 2 weeks ago

Tbf the words are the same amd mean the same

[–] shalafi 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Got a comment removed on reddit, from an otherwise great mod, for the R word. (Jesus, can't believe I have to type it that way.)

I was asking another person if they could try slowing the action on their pistol, see if that fixed it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

You mean Ride the hammer forward?

Lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

~hey whatd you say to me?!~ 🐜

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't you dare check the ignition timing on your small block Chevy.

[–] Delphia 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Small block? Why would you waste any time when you can grab a BBC and blow a tranny... well thats if your rear end survives.

[–] TotalFat 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The inclusive procedure is to advance it slightly less than 360 degrees

[–] Bgugi 2 points 1 week ago

Uhhh... Sounds like a great way to include your exhaust as a combustion chamber!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

gaydaddy is either a troll or has a bad sense of humor

[–] aaa999 2 points 1 week ago

bot using ctrl f, perhaps

[–] SirMaple__ 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"gaydaddy" user better stay out of the aviation industry....

https://aerocorner.com/blog/retard-meaning/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Or automotive.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

"I'm going to have to ask you to retard your language."

"It's retarded! I'm retarded!"

[–] pHr34kY 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Gaydaddy, of course you're afraid of retardant when you're a flaming bundle of sticks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

From now on, all ignition sparks are advanced. #progress

[–] motor_spirit 8 points 2 weeks ago

it's spreadin like uh... Wild.. fire

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

gaydaddy would not like the French.

[–] chonglibloodsport 6 points 1 week ago

Poe’s law applies here. Touché gaydaddy, touché!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My comment got removed for using the word, wtf lemmy, I thought we didn’t pull this petty shit.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

"Is this not the freezed peach paradise I was promised by myself in my head?"

[–] someguy3 5 points 2 weeks ago

With a hard T. Two Ts in fact.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's the same as idiot or moron, which could both be rather limply accused of being ableist, but we all understand aren't. You would call charlie kirk those words, and you would never call someone with a mental handicap those words.

R-word (which lemmy censors) is fine, just don't use it in the ableist and fucked up way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

"It's not ableist to call people I don't like these words of contempt that specifically refer to a mental condition"

Do you people listen to yourselves? I'll call Kirk a moron any day of the week but it's ableist to do it and I probably shouldn't.

[–] RampantParanoia2365 3 points 1 week ago

Ah, I figured the language would be "an heartbreaking"

[–] DragonsInARoom 2 points 1 week ago

Highest IQ twitter comment