He tries so hard to sound intelligent...
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ketamine is one hell of a drug
He truly is an idiot’s concept of a genius.
No one who anctually understands Unix or IP networking would ever craft that as an explanation for this concept.
That said, it’s an excellent explanation of how a lobotomy helped him embrace his true self.
Now I want to see:
- a genius'es concept of an idiot
- an idiot's concept of an idiot
- a genius'es concept of a genius
This is what that indian kid would write on facebook after his first programming course lesson, to show off career choice
I think that kid made the youtube channel "Engineering Made Easy"
It's a channel about an Indian guy badly explaining physics in order to justify his spiritual beliefs, featuring the best of "Shit Roger Penrose absolutely did not say, not even when talking about Orch-OR"
His understanding of bash is as good as his Path of Exile skills.
That's just inverse South African notation.
This reminds me of the old how to shoot yourself in the foot joke for unix, except in this case...
rm -rf * woke
If Elon can go fsck himself that would be great. I sense a systematic lack of integrity from him.
So saying he woke woke?
Saying there's a virus in his mind about everything being woke
This seems like it makes sense on at least 2 levels, either because he's saying he at some point had the 'woke mind virus' and deleted it, or more likely he's saying this is what people need to do to 'free' themselves of the 'woke mind virus'.
You don't have to endorse it to understand it. I don't really understand Hazel's confusion.
The confusion is an affectation they're putting on because the execution of the joke is just so poor.
I especially love that he didn't say where he was running rm -rf and I like to believe it's from root, so he lobotomized himself.
I especially love that he didn't say where he was running rm -rf and I like to believe it's from root
I assumed that's what he meant and is telling people to kill themselves.
He's saying the enemy is within and must be wiped out completely.
Recursively and forcefully remove virus at Localhost.
Just sent to a friend and I broke it down like this
The commands wouldn't work on Linux/Unix due to the format. But.. They don't need to if you're just sending a message.
127.0.0.1 means the local machine. The host.
rm is remove. -r is recursively. -f means use force if necessary.
The commands, when put together, would look something like this:
traceroute wokemindvirus (find the location of and path to the virus)
The virus has been located at localhost (internally)
rm -rf /127.0.0.1/wokemindvirus
Remove, forcefully and recursively until nothing is left, the woke virus, in the local host - USA.
In other words, the enemy within must be wiped out.
Tell me I'm crazy.
It's such a stupid joke that I prefer to interpret it like this:
He discovered that he is the source of the woke mind virus, and then he forcefully lobotomized himself.
He should have asked some genAI to write this 😐
This is neither programming nor humurous. Wrong community.
He knows as much about Unix as he knows about PoE2
Is Elon trying to say he deleted his own brain because his behavior would prove that theory
I've also heard 127.0.0.1 referred to as Home, so maybe he kicked another kid out of his house?
Or deleted his own home to remove the wokeness
Precisely, thank you for illustrating.
Obligatory: not mine just pulled from Google images. Looks like morning brew logo in the corner
sudo rm -fr - -no-preserve-root
The magic spell that removes the woke mind virus, but only if used on the main twitter server as a high level admin user with full access.
Just tell everyone it's to delete the french language pack.
He's trying to say "I'm attention seeking, look at me!".
Days after exposing himself as a fake poser of a gamer, Elon has conveniently (again) reminded us he's also a fake poser of a programmer
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Anyone else besides me want a moratorium on musk spam? No one should have to see anything he tweets.
Please.
If I wanted to read Musk, I'd follow him.
If I wanted to see someone's tweets all day, I'd be Twitter instead of Lemmy.
I use Lemmy to read Lemmy, not to be reading screenshots of Twitter in Lemmy.
Thanks.
I don't even have X, but everywhere I go there's an Elon's tweet
Monetize this spam with $8 donations please.
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Scanning 104.244.42.129 for fascist_bullshit
fascist_bullshit found!
Adding host to block list.
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I think his school teachers, diagnosing him as retarded, were spot on.
This is like someone who doesn’t speak English, finds a dictionary, and then puts random words together hoping to sound like they speak English.
He is such a fucking moron.
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