Asklemmy

Mine hired a bad realtor who listed the house poorly. It means we didn't compete with cash offers and could actually buy the house.

My apartment used to be owned by a landlord cop who moved to Florida. So I appreciate that he reduced the population of landlord cops in my area by 1

The owner prior to the last planted fruit trees in the 70s. I love having fresh fruit to eat/share.

The previous owner switched the central AC to split units. Definitely saves on electricity being able to cool/heat individual rooms vs the entire house.

Nothing.

And that's why we were able to afford it.

Man, so many things.

They fully remodeled it in 2016, and by virtue of being stupid rich, left it fully furnished and equipped. To them it was just a line on their balance sheet that they wanted liquidated. To me, it was an extra $10,000 I didn't have to spend on furniture and appliances.

Soundproofing in the wall shared with next door unit. Like, really good soundproofing. I can't recall hearing anything from them ever.

Bad landlord move: IDK WTF they were thinking with the shower. There are SO MANY little nooks and crannies that are narrower than a pencil. I spray so much crap in there trying to prevent mold. I hate it. Landlord is lucky I'm a diligent tenant, most would let his bathroom rot, it takes so much work to keep it clean. When I build a house the shower will be SO SMOOTH and I'm going to lay it out so I can just plug in a power washer and spray it down.

Patched CAT6 cable to nearly every room in the house. WIFI is good these days but still cant compete with good ol ethernet.

As a kid we moved into a house in the middle of winter, the previous owner had left the fire ready to go, including matches and a couple days worth of wood.

...can't think of a single thing.

Fuck you, Larry.

In my last house, the previous owners left a folder with information about various known quirks, which came in handy. They also left manuals for things like the stove and fireplace, as well as contact info for contractors they had used over the years. It ended up being a sort of owner's manual for the house that we really appreciated. We did the same when we moved out.

My current house... There's an under-cabinet CD player/radio in the kitchen that I almost never use, and the previous owners left the soundtrack to the Trolls movie in it, so I guess there's that?

Kept the left over floor tiles. Nearly 30 years later I needed to replace one, had a box ready to go.

They installed some sort of sound isolating suspended/floating (?) ceiling in my apartment. I absolutely love it. In my neighbors apartment I could constantly hear people above, but in mine it's almost always silent.

They planted two plum trees and one cherry tree. I picked so many plums this year. Still have a bunch on the freezer ready to go in pies. Made two batches of slivovice moonshine back in the fall just so they wouldn't go to waste.

Fuck if I know. These people were idiots and did so many stupid things

Screwed up every single bit of electrical wiring. I've learned so much replacing it all.

In the living room they routed audio cables through the walls for a surround sound system

Kitchen faucet is hands free if you put batteries in a thing under the sink. I don't think the last people used it because it didn't have batteries when we moved in. Works great though, turning a faucet on and off without touching it is really convenient when your hands are dirty.

How the fuck do yall afford houses?

Put the sump pump pit next to drain, so if the pump stops, the water just flows into the drain. Illegal, but who’s looking?

Bars on the windows and a nice big hedgerow out front. Extra security, and occasional package deliveries are obscured from the street to deter porch pirates.

They had me. Right now I'm back at my parents' house.

Built shelves into the back wall of the garage. It's been great for storage.

Installed a water softener, but more on that in a minute.

Also wrote with sharpie on the wall of the maintenance closet the dates of routine PMs for the furnace and water heater. Unfortunately, I found out the hard way that they weren't particularly diligent about the water heater stuff. It just said "bleach" and dates, but they clearly weren't flushing it properly. I found and removed probably like 15-20 pounds of scale and replaced the lower element that it killed. I have a theory that they installed the water softener well after living with hard water for a while, and by then there was already a bunch of scale in the water heater. Combine that with dosing bleach which is higher pH and not properly flushing it out and they welcomed crystallization of the dissolved solids that were already there. Then under deposit corrosion killed the lower element. I'm not sure why they felt the need to dose bleach though. That would only really attack organics, and the water is already treated before coming through. Idk, it's my first home so maybe I'm the one who's a clueless idiot here, so I shouldn't judge too harshly here lol.

Somebody installed a sump pump fairly recently. There's plenty of evidence that the basement used to be partially finished, but it was probably all ripped out due to water damage. It's dry now, thanks to the pump.

I love the battery powered blinds on the master bedroom. I can control them with an app (1000+ downloads on google play lol) or remote control.

The two mirrors(2m x 1.5m) installed in the exposed brick, narrow, central room of the house, make such a massive difference to the amount of light available from the skylight, and give a feeling of extra roominess.

One mirror was down for the day during an AC install, and the feeling in the space was noticeably more closed-in.

I'm grateful the previous owners relationship broke down and he was forced to sell the house after only living in it for 8 months. I'm grateful to the original owner for being a stonemason and doing beautiful stonework around the yard with obviously hand picked stones including quartz crystals and fossil rocks hidden around.

The owner we bought from had been divorced and was so depressed he neglected the yard and house. I am grateful they didn't change the insane layout, so it didn't sell, because apparently nobody else saw the potential - we changed it when we moved in, and dealt with the yard, once the bamboo was out (that was a struggle) it was huge, and while house is not fancy and will doubtless be a lifelong project it is so nice now for us, and getting better all the time and I love the basic layout of it now.

left a pullup bar in the garage, use it pretty often