this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2025
900 points (99.1% liked)

memes

11275 readers
3787 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to [email protected]

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] ZILtoid1991 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Week 3: Army on street, fasces and crosses are added to the US flag, after Trump gets inarguated.

Week 6: RFK Jr bans all vaccines and rejects conventional agricultural science. Protestors immediately get shot down.

Week 52: The US famine is starting thanks to 95% of US agricultural products become unfit for human consumption after RFK's decisions, all while a pandemic of SuperAIDS is also killing the population.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You forgot to add "the haunting echoes of tankies proclaiming democrats did this rolls through the rubble"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I can't wait for the assholes to say "Look this thing happening under Trump is a sample of what would have happened in Kamela's America!"

Because you know they fucking did similar shit in 2020.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] WrenFeathers 49 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Looks like the difficulty modes of Cyberpunk 2077.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wake up, samurai, we got a country to burn.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] WrenFeathers 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] WrenFeathers 3 points 2 weeks ago

Amazing! This looks like it should actually be in the game!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Didn't 2020 pop off with one of the worst Australian bushfires still ongoing, and then one of the worst wildfires in California/Oregon began? And then, you know... that little pandemic thing? How's the bird-flu thing been so far this year? Just wondering

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Some guy in California fed raw bird flu milk to his cats and killed 2 blinded a third, iirc.

So...on the way.

[–] Pacattack57 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Currently cows are the main carrier of interest for one of the two strains of bird flu that are a concern in the US. The viral particles are being detected in their milk. Hence bird flu milk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

why dont they call it the cow flu then

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Because you can't just use up the easy to remember names like that. We've had bird flu, SARS, MERS, swine flu, COVID... We might need cow flu to name a different coronavirus in a few years

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] werefreeatlast 5 points 2 weeks ago

If you stay about 20' from a cow, the milker can't shoot milk in your face. The physics behind it are pretty clear, yes cow flu milk is airborne but with a splash mask and 20' distance, we'll have it all under control.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Chee_Koala 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think with the "Sierra Leone declares emergency over mpox outbreak" headline from today, we might tip in to a new record breaking year wikiwiki !

[–] errer 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well good thing nothing bad is scheduled to happen week 3!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I'm sure something is going down in week 6

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

But week 4 will start with a bang.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Warning, Week 4 is when the black hole opens up.

[–] gnomesaiyan 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm waiting for the asteroid. I'm sure there's one with our name on it.

[–] Denalduh 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"Eaten by Brontorocs. We don't know what that means."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Gamma Ray Burst 2025

[–] Agent641 12 points 2 weeks ago

After that, things start really going downhill

[–] ZeffSyde 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've been praying for the black hole sun to come and wash away the rain for a few years now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Call my name through the cream then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't tempt me with a good time.

[–] FiveTimbers 25 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Oh, crap. We are only 2 weeks into the year, aren't we?

[–] Buddahriffic 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also only halfway through this decade. And I can't see any reason to believe the 30s will get any better.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Traditionally the 30s are when shit starts to get real

The 20s are just for the I'll gotten gains to be erased due to financial collapse

[–] Buddahriffic 6 points 2 weeks ago

Judging by history, I don't think the cycle is 100 years but more like 85 - 90 years.

Which would put us in the economic bad times right now, leading into a time of military conflict.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] Pacattack57 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ByteJunk 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is hilarious. AI doesn't have the latest news, it's convinced we're joking and reality can't be this bad...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice Lenin quote

But the first thing was nothing and hardly worth talking about

[–] Snapz 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Week three will be trump watery shitting over a bible during inauguration with kid rock singing while the cult members literally claw each other's skin off trying to get a finger on the bible to taste.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Both are great pics to represent the state of the US political system right now.

[–] unphazed 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well after the election I did say I'd watch it all go down in flames...

load more comments
view more: next ›