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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Is that a scope? That means someone thought that was a feature worth adding...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

When you only get one shot you want to make it count I guess

[–] Thcdenton 45 points 1 day ago
[–] Dagnet 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why even have more ammo? You are only shooting this once no matter what

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You have two hands, you can fire twice.

Assuming you practice how to reload one-armed....

[–] Jumi 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No need, just get two of them and dual-wield. Firing both at the same time cancels out the recoil.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Only if it's in opposite directions. Mind your physics

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

As long as you don't think about it, physics doesn't matter.

[–] AngryCommieKender 7 points 1 day ago

Instructions unclear, pinwheeled my spine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

And get caught between two hand cannons? How embarrassing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure the barrel will hold up or that you'll be able to find it after it yeets itself out of your hand before you pass out from blood loss.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That is a hope gun.

You hope it will fire.

You hope it will hit something.

You hope it will cycle again.

And you hope its sole victim isn't you upon pressing the trigger.

[–] Thcdenton 3 points 1 day ago
[–] passiveaggressivesonar 13 points 1 day ago

We're about to find out what that barrel is made out of

[–] astropenguin5 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seems ideal for the age of shooting pistols out of biplanes at each other

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

At least it's not made of bamboo and flash paper.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like that muzzle brake is being asked to do much more than it's capable of.

[–] Cobrachicken 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Reminds me of that memorable day I nearly knocked myself out shooting a .357 magnum. Good thing I wore a helmet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That was me with a 30-06 as a teen. I had only shot .22LR before then, and didn't hold on nearly tightly enough. I got a nice ring on my forehead from the scope...

We all need to learn to respect larger calibers at some point, that was mine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly, it takes surprisingly little recoil to do damage.

My dad managed to split his eyebrow with a little .177 BSA 12ftlb air rifle.

He didn't think and rested the scope against his eyebrow; was a blunt, cresent shaped cut. Certainly a good way to learn what not to do

[–] FordBeeblebrox 5 points 1 day ago

I split my eyebrow with a .22 lr doing the same thing. Glad I learned the lesson on that before my first time firing a .308 or 30-06

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A serious helmet or a Pickelhaub-style "statement" helmet?

[–] Cobrachicken 2 points 1 day ago

A real army helmet.

[–] LovableSidekick 16 points 1 day ago

"Careful, she'll kick a mite."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can you post footage of someone shooting that gun, please?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago

Can't, live leak's gone

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Age restricted for gore/violence.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everyone in the world should be issued one of these at birth, but in a locked hand safe with no key. If you're old enough to watch "Lock Picking Lawyer", then figure out how to apply his wisdom, you can have it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Everyone in the world should be issued a pair of rocket skates at birth. That'll fix every problem we have.

[–] BeMoreCareful 8 points 1 day ago

It'll hold. Send it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay but imagine how badass you'd be to actually take down like an enemy hind or w/e with this bad boy. Legendary.

[–] LovableSidekick 4 points 1 day ago

Seems like ramming would almost be less daring lol.

[–] BleakBluets 7 points 1 day ago

It looks like a Jakobs pistol from Borderlands.