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Edit: thanks everyone for asking me questions I had a lot of fun doing this and answering all of them. You are all very kind and friendly and it’s much appreciated :)

Feel free to continue asking me things if you see this, I will continue answering as long as they come because I think it’s a lot of fun.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you considered buying an LNG tanker?

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[–] skygirl 40 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago

Can we focus on the film, people.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, I'm out of questions.

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[–] WereCat 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Have you ever considered to make AMA on Lemmy?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What's it like to have functioning knees (I forget)?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It’s pretty awesome I love bending

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 days ago (3 children)

did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Did noone ask what Linux distro you are on?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nobody has yet! I’ve only been getting into Linux quite recently, I have a Microsoft surface laptop studio that I’d like to put Linux Mint on, but I’ve been a little scared of pulling the trigger so I haven’t yet :(. I did just get an old desktop pc from my dad because he replaced it, I was gonna put Mint on that but it was having some kind of issue with the bios, I ended up putting Kubuntu on it.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No items, Fox only, Final Destination?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’m just a 20 year old guy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you think you’ll survive the water wars in the near future?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Probably not no

[–] TastyWheat 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Hey bro, how your organs doing

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As in American Sign Language?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Age/Sex/Location, it’s a relic from ye olde internet

18/F/CA is the go-to when you don’t want to answer

[–] Lemminary 3 points 2 days ago

18/F/CA is the go-to

TIL

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What would win in a space battle? A TIE Fighter or a Chick-fil-A® Deluxe Chicken Sandwich?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Probably a tie fighter the chick fil a deluxe chicken sandwich seems unfit for space combat

[–] alquicksilver 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You answering this so normally makes this a quality shitpost for me.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's your strongest opinion you changed recently?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

I grew up my whole life thinking that I just wouldn’t vote in the election when I could because it just didn’t matter and wasn’t that important . This past one was the first one I was old enough to and boy has my opinion on that changed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

What's the furthest you've been from the Washington Obelisk before the FBI caught you again?

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