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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Motherfuckers sure eating like they had modern access to healthcare

[–] PugJesus 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Here for a good time*, not a long time

*not having a good time either, please help

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I can help you have a time. Possibly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Greasy burgers help with the good time

Definitely don't help with the long time

And too many can also ruin the good time you are here

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So if I my math is right, that’s four triple burgers with double cheese and eggs.

I’ll be gay for that too.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

get that meat in my mouf right now

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Yup. And when I'm done I'll have a triple burger with eggs and double cheese!

[–] CaptnNMorgan 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Four doubles, with cheese, smashed taters(/onions?) and eggs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ah yes you’re right. It’s even better.

K I’m gay now, give me some burgers.

[–] Sanctus 30 points 1 month ago

Might? Someone's penis is getting touched over this

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What’s the row next to the eggs? I thought it was burgers at first but no way. Mushrooms? Hash browns?

[–] ummthatguy 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Upon further inspection, they appear to be smashed potatoes, rather than shredded hash browns.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i think I can see some shreds, im willing to believe this is hash bhrahns

[–] ummthatguy 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

May be the case. Just that the strands appear larger than normal. Could be via mandolin... or just lack of pixels to be certain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

excellent analysis

[–] Tikiporch 4 points 1 month ago

Insufficiently dehydrated potatoes.

You got wring out that wet, kids.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I thought they were onions.

[–] Luvs2Spuj 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have never understood the appeal of this kind of food when hungover. It seems like one of life's great experiences that I'm not part of.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idk, but whenever I'm hungover (or drunk) I absolutely crave fat salty food like this. And it seems to alleviate my hangover faster as well. Maybe something to do with salt helping with taking in more fluids or that there is a salt shortage after drinking a lot?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not so fun fact, I used my macro nutrient counter to track calories of a drunken night.

Around 2000 kcal of alcohol + the junk food after, so it can be around 4000 kcal a night.

No clues why I’m getting fat 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah drinking nights are an absolute calorie nuke. It's why I'm doing it less and less. I've managed to change most other part of my life for the better (not that I was ever really overweight). I run 2+ times a week, I rarely eat calorie dense processed food anymore, I rarely snack. But every now and then these drinking nights come in and ignore all the rules lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Any food tastes good when you just woke up from a bender.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Jokes aside... If you're helping your homies recover from a party, you're the real champ.