Isn't that just a megagram?

The British spelling also looks a bit mental to be honest. But I'm sure it's France's fault.

I'm just mad kg is the base unit, inconsistent with the rest. The prefixes for mass are all wrong (in my opinion).

Bring back the Grave.

For example then a joule could be G m^2^ s^-2^, no prefixes 🥹 (I dunno what the symbol for Grave would be)

We're talking about a ton, not a tönnnèê

No, an imperial ton is 1016kg. America made up this all on their own

And Reagan, don't forget Reagan scrapping plans to officially switch to metric!

no, we want metric tons - or tonnes

a long ton is also not 1000kg; it’s 2240lb… a metric ton is 2204.6lb

Also known as the drive makers kilobyte.

I assume this is meant as a joke, but my pedantic ass can't let it slide. 0.9766 kilobytes, or 976.6 bytes doesn't make much sense unless we are assuming a rounding error because that would require a fraction of a bit which is indivisible.

I'm assuming you were comparing kilobytes (KB) to kibibytes (KiB). A kilobyte is decimal based, so it is 1000 bytes. A kibibyte, which is binary based, is 2^10 bytes, i.e. 1024 bytes. And so a kilobyte is ~0.9766 kibibytes.

You wouldn't believe how much RahKB/s this modem gets

Also for food portion sizes

Makes perfect sense once you learn that a hundredweight is 112 pounds.

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