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I am learning as much from this thread, haha.
But the law says we rock, melon.
Who the hell you calling a melon??
Are unable to marry?
Cantaloupe (can't elope)
Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
Oh dear that’s terrible
I used to hate this joke, but now I'm kind of meloned out
That was much much better
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
Are forbidden to wed?
Are barred from matrimony?
Me
melon slice
Honey, do.
Rockmelon?
Way to early to ask for a threesome.
::groan::
::upvote::
Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?
In French melon is the name for cantaloupe 🤔
First time I ever saw this pun, the comic book adaptation of The Muppets Take Manhattan.
ugh
Rock, melon-slice!
Herbie Hancock intensifies...
Muskmelon?
Pop culture references that popped in my mind:
“Cantaloupe? Yes I can! 🎶”
“A cantaloupe!! The lowliest of fruits!”
Done call me a cantaloupe, you melon head! -Screetch
Canoe?