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[–] Treczoks 4 points 1 hour ago

Instead of using MS Paint, maybe you should use Inkscape for such projects. It can easily align text along lines, but the best thing is that it is vector based, so the images easily scale. Very useful for logos.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

"Woh odd, I rotate text in ms paint"

Good job!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I actually kind of like this way better

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I really enjoy the ::woosh:: in the comments over the symbolism.

[–] gofsckyourself 48 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (9 children)

Install GIMP, Krita, or Inkscape instead

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[–] Maggoty 25 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Each letter gets it's own text box. You rotate them once by one. You'll need to measure distance from inner perimeter of the circle and manage the exact angle to center. So a protractor, string, or drawn line can help. (Draw the line before putting the center picture in.

Source - Am Millennial, MSPaint was it back in the day.

[–] Treczoks 1 points 1 hour ago

Or, alternatively, use a professional paint program. Which does not necessarily have to be commercial.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
  1. Take a picture of the original text with your phone at an angle.
  2. Email the crooked image to yourself.
  3. Copy the rotated text from the crooked image into the destination image.
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That's way harder than what I do, but I'm lucky enough to have access to a flat bed scanner. I just print it out, and then scan it at every angle. That way when I email the scanned photos to myself I have all the angles at once.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

You can't scan things that aren't lieing flat on scanner.

[–] [email protected] 132 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] passiveaggressivesonar 59 points 14 hours ago

This image is 100 times funnier now compared to 1000 years ago when I first saw it

[–] someguy3 21 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Does gimp not have a circle?

[–] takeda 27 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Whenever I use gimp, and have to draw square, circle, text or a similar shape I swear I need to search the net for the answer.

You can do everything, but it is very counter intuitive to a noob. I don't need to use gimp/Photoshop so I regularly forget it and need to look it up every time. I'm sure that for somebody who uses it regularly it is intuitive.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

My Gimp workflow heavily involves Inkscape for that reason. If you need shapes, curves, text, moving stuff around, even scaling and rotating, Inkscape is much better. It's only when I actually have to edit something in an existing image that I open Gimp. And sometimes when I need a complicated guideline, I'll create it in Inkscape, export to png, import in Gimp, just so I don't have to use the shape tool.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Absolutely LOVE Inkscape! It even helped me to avoid having to purchase expensive embroidery software!

Plus, when I deliver artwork / graphics to web builders, they're ecstatic that I send SVG files instead of shitty jpegs.

1000% support Inkscape. ❤️

[–] wreckedcarzz 36 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I dunno, but it does have the worst UI this side of the 60s.

(the new version is supposed to finally fix this but... [x] doubt)

[–] ElectricTrombone 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

New version? I'm pretty I've heard that statement before...

[–] kautau 22 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (4 children)

https://www.gimp.org/news/2024/11/06/gimp-3-0-RC1-released/

Rather than trying to be different for the sake of being different, they’ve realized that photoshop and similar UIs actually make for pretty great UX so they’ve adopted it.

TLDR

This was gimp 2.0 when it came out

This is GIMP 3.0 RC

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

The UI looks exactly the same as it did 10 years ago. Using single window mode was always an option and only two clicks away

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I think I'm still using 2.6.something...

Looks about the same, but I didn't know they hit 3 finally. Time to upgrade, break everything, and loose all my custom brushes & textures!

[–] kautau 4 points 8 hours ago

3 is in release candidate. Yeah I think many of the UI changes have been incremental over 2.x versions so it’s definitely not “2.9 looks completely different from 3.0”

[–] Zidane 10 points 10 hours ago

That looks damn near usable now

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 hours ago

Single window by default did wonders for usability.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

why does everyone hate the UI? I love gimp, but it keeps freezing and crashing -that I don't like.Love the UI though.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The last time I used gimp...it does but in like a really weird way. It's not intuitive.

Iirc you take the circle selection tool and then make a path. Which you then assign a brush width and then a color.

[–] eager_eagle 7 points 11 hours ago

yeah, I remember it like that too

It's as intuitive as moving the paper under the pen to draw something

[–] thawed_caveman 50 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Comments saying "you don't" are weak shit. The answer is you rotate each letter one by one.

It will look like shit because they will be ever so slightly misaligned, but such is the fate of the brave

[–] Maggoty 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

There are ways to deal with the kerning and angles. Mostly be drawing lines you later get rid of.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

that's how you do hand lettering too!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This is much too high quality to be called a shitpost.

[–] wabafee 13 points 12 hours ago

It's Ms post

[–] IMongoose 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 9 hours ago

I know someone who charges for that

[–] EleventhHour 15 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I used Adobe illustrator to make mine

[–] wreckedcarzz 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago

i want this on a tshirt

[–] stupidcasey 15 points 14 hours ago

You don’t, Microsoft realized back then that this is the coolest it could ever looked and thusly removed that ability permanently.

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