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[–] [email protected] 153 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] passiveaggressivesonar 69 points 1 month ago

This image is 100 times funnier now compared to 1000 years ago when I first saw it

[–] someguy3 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Does gimp not have a circle?

[–] wreckedcarzz 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I dunno, but it does have the worst UI this side of the 60s.

(the new version is supposed to finally fix this but... [x] doubt)

[–] ElectricTrombone 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

New version? I'm pretty I've heard that statement before...

[–] kautau 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

https://www.gimp.org/news/2024/11/06/gimp-3-0-RC1-released/

Rather than trying to be different for the sake of being different, they’ve realized that photoshop and similar UIs actually make for pretty great UX so they’ve adopted it.

TLDR

This was gimp 2.0 when it came out

This is GIMP 3.0 RC

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Single window by default did wonders for usability.

[–] Zidane 15 points 1 month ago

That looks damn near usable now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I'm still using 2.6.something...

Looks about the same, but I didn't know they hit 3 finally. Time to upgrade, break everything, and loose all my custom brushes & textures!

[–] kautau 5 points 1 month ago

3 is in release candidate. Yeah I think many of the UI changes have been incremental over 2.x versions so it’s definitely not “2.9 looks completely different from 3.0”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The UI looks exactly the same as it did 10 years ago. Using single window mode was always an option and only two clicks away

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[–] takeda 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whenever I use gimp, and have to draw square, circle, text or a similar shape I swear I need to search the net for the answer.

You can do everything, but it is very counter intuitive to a noob. I don't need to use gimp/Photoshop so I regularly forget it and need to look it up every time. I'm sure that for somebody who uses it regularly it is intuitive.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My Gimp workflow heavily involves Inkscape for that reason. If you need shapes, curves, text, moving stuff around, even scaling and rotating, Inkscape is much better. It's only when I actually have to edit something in an existing image that I open Gimp. And sometimes when I need a complicated guideline, I'll create it in Inkscape, export to png, import in Gimp, just so I don't have to use the shape tool.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Absolutely LOVE Inkscape! It even helped me to avoid having to purchase expensive embroidery software!

Plus, when I deliver artwork / graphics to web builders, they're ecstatic that I send SVG files instead of shitty jpegs.

1000% support Inkscape. ❤️

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The last time I used gimp...it does but in like a really weird way. It's not intuitive.

Iirc you take the circle selection tool and then make a path. Which you then assign a brush width and then a color.

[–] eager_eagle 8 points 1 month ago

yeah, I remember it like that too

It's as intuitive as moving the paper under the pen to draw something

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[–] gofsckyourself 81 points 1 month ago
[–] thawed_caveman 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Comments saying "you don't" are weak shit. The answer is you rotate each letter one by one.

It will look like shit because they will be ever so slightly misaligned, but such is the fate of the brave

[–] Maggoty 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There are ways to deal with the kerning and angles. Mostly be drawing lines you later get rid of.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  1. Take a picture of the original text with your phone at an angle.
  2. Email the crooked image to yourself.
  3. Copy the rotated text from the crooked image into the destination image.
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's way harder than what I do, but I'm lucky enough to have access to a flat bed scanner. I just print it out, and then scan it at every angle. That way when I email the scanned photos to myself I have all the angles at once.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (14 children)

Install GIMP, Krita, or Inkscape instead

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[–] Maggoty 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Each letter gets it's own text box. You rotate them once by one. You'll need to measure distance from inner perimeter of the circle and manage the exact angle to center. So a protractor, string, or drawn line can help. (Draw the line before putting the center picture in.

Source - Am Millennial, MSPaint was it back in the day.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is much too high quality to be called a shitpost.

[–] wabafee 14 points 1 month ago

It's Ms post

[–] IMongoose 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Treczoks 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Instead of using MS Paint, maybe you should use Inkscape for such projects. It can easily align text along lines, but the best thing is that it is vector based, so the images easily scale. Very useful for logos.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's all well and good until you need more jpeg.

[–] Treczoks 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can always export an Inkscape image as a bitmap in whatever resolution you'll probably need.

I once did an export with a width of >10000px (85cm ~=33.5in @ 300dpi). Yes, the file size sucked. But it looked good.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Treczoks 7 points 1 month ago

Or GIMP, yes, but for that kind of logo, Inkscape is definitely the better choice.

It always depends on the project.

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[–] stupidcasey 15 points 1 month ago

You don’t, Microsoft realized back then that this is the coolest it could ever looked and thusly removed that ability permanently.

[–] EleventhHour 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I used Adobe illustrator to make mine

[–] wreckedcarzz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

i want this on a tshirt

[–] someguy3 7 points 1 month ago

One pixel at a time.

[–] robocall 5 points 1 month ago

You don't! 😊

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

On Windows Paint is like Notepad. Barely functional. There are layers now though, which is a step into right direction. For anything decent you need 3rd party software.

Or use online editor like Photopea or Vector Ink. Checked just now and you can warp text there.

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