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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Is that a furry rule?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A friend of mine said that he wanted to get with a wolf. I asked him (out of genuine curiosity) if it was a furry thing.

Nope, it's gay slang; like bear or otter. I got a chuckle out of him though!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

There are two wolves inside you 🥴

[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Aaaahh please use punctuation

It would make it infinitely more understandable if you wrote:

Normalize saying "is that a furry thing?" whenever a guy says he is an alpha

[–] somethingsnappy 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You. Couldn't, understand! That.?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

"Couldn't, understand!" is a wild sentence, wtf does it mean?

[–] Sea_pop 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nah I had trouble as well. I don't like having to adopt an altered mindset to read something.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

~~think~~ < adopt an altered mindset

[–] somethingsnappy 3 points 2 days ago

There should be a comma after "Nah." Are you an "alpha" trying to distract from the conversation?

[–] LordKitsuna 10 points 2 days ago

This, i almost had a stroke. Or at least i thought i was having one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, my brain jammed trying to understand the first sentence which wasn't, in fact, a sentence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, because periods at the end of a sentence are unnecessary if there are no further sentences.

Though a period for the first sentence in my comment would've made sense

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Double standard.

[–] NutWrench 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

"Anyone who MUST say they are an alpha is NOT an alpha." - Tywin Lannister.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Anyone who self-identifies as a beta is definitely a beta, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Kids hate this one trick

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is 'cur'rsed - I love it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Thanks, my therapist will love “Cursona”

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"You're an alpha? I happen to be a power bottom, pretty boy! Why don't you come back to my place later and I'll put on my mursuit." seductive wink

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mursuits imply the existence of goldsuits and frankincensesuits.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Alpha isn't a real thing in the way it was originally described, wolf packs are a family stricture not a group of random dudes following the toughest ones. The "alphas" so to speak, are the parents and the "betas" are the children. We need to stop using outdated terminology from a retracted study in common language.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That's why we should normalize asking "is it a furry thing?"

Dressing up in animal costumes to fuck has as much to do with real wolves as alpha/beta pack dynamics.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Very true, would probably get them to drop it quickly too.

[–] TotallynotJessica 6 points 1 day ago

"Alpha/Beta" kinda makes sense to describe the manosphere when you consider the context of the study. If you force a bunch of unfamiliar wolves together in an abusive environment, cruel hierarchies can develop. If you live in a society that alienates, dehumanizes, and forces inhumane scarcity, people might find comfort in hierarchical power dynamics. It's not natural to desire to be an alpha, but the result of a manufactured environment.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Good luck convincing the manosphere to drop it

[–] NateNate60 35 points 2 days ago

Calling it a "furry thing" is very likely to be successful if done in sufficient quantity

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They'd do it in a heartbeat if people started thinking it was a furry thing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They’d do it in a heartbeat if people started ~~thinking~~ saying it was a furry thing.

In particular, once women start calling openly them out for being furries , they'll drop the issue. XD

[–] NateNate60 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Since when have these people cared about the opinions of women

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Since they enjoyed heterosexual sex with them, and only if it could lead to the possibility of having sex with them. Actually they only ever care if there's potential for them to have sex (if they consider the lady attractive) otherwise they couldn't care less.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I think the term as they mean it originated from wolf behavior in captivity rather than in the wild.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's actually an omegaverse thing you uncultured fool

[–] davidagain 3 points 1 day ago

Isn't that the point?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same with mewing and anything that ends in maxxing

[–] TotallynotJessica 3 points 1 day ago

I feel like people who use those terms are less likely to care about being "weird"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Oh His extra ordinary 🙂🤨