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[–] [email protected] 109 points 4 days ago

"Hey! Close that door behind you! Were you raised in a barn?"

"Non. πŸ˜”"

[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I dunno, the French don't need a fuckin Luigi to get them to pop off when their leaders do some dumb shit.

They're all pretty ready to throw down against leaders who would hurt them.

Sounds pretty civilized to me.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This. Im not french, and while the surrender jokes can be slightly amusing at times, i feel a great sense of pride(?) everytime i see on the news that theyre protesting some new tyranny. Wish my lot were like that. Alas, we not only get trampled by the boot but kiss it as it passes by

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 3 days ago

Eh, the surrendering jokes are only because they've legitimately won more wars in history than any other European nation. Dunno if China or one of their neighbors might have the French beat. The French don't care they have their baguette and coffee.

[–] FordBeeblebrox 10 points 3 days ago

If the French hadn’t supported the colonies, there would be no USA today. Their language is gibberish but we could learn some lessons from their revolting and how to march a noble toward the guillotine

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] 3laws 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EYES THIS IS WHY I USE PNG

[–] simplejack 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

holding some pizza

le omnomnomnomage

1 hour later...

le omnomnomnomage continuez

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 3 days ago

Zen fire ze missiles!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Very drΓ΄le

[–] NegativeLookBehind 46 points 4 days ago (6 children)

What's the difference between 3.1 and 3.9?

[–] [email protected] 105 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

within any Ξ΅>0

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can communicate with primates

[–] TheYojimbo 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Je vais te monter en l'air tu vas voir si je communique pas c'est peut Γͺtre non verbal mais le message va passer t'inquiΓ¨tes

(Jk sorry)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Je te veux sur notre instance française toi

[–] simplejack 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 4 days ago

and have better cheese

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

3.1 aren’t cheese eating nor surenderring

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] NegativeLookBehind 3 points 4 days ago

Lol, na. Just poking fun at our French friends.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Lol, I assume that's a description of the execution of a french spy?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Monkeys aren't stupid enough to eat snails

Please note that I do not know if this is actually true

[–] Fedizen 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Raised by Americans would actually work better here

[–] bhamlin 38 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I think the article was only listing accounts where the children survived

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Survivorship bias

[–] supercriticalcheese 3 points 3 days ago

Good point there

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like Norwegian kids are waaaaay more feral than french kids

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought it would be the dutch. Or Belgians. I forget how the movie goes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

nah its obviously the usa

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(jk)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Are the other shows as good as Raised By Wolves?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago
[–] robocall 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want to meet the guy raised by ostriches

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or even crazier, the one raised by the Fr*nch

[–] robocall 2 points 3 days ago

I'm not crazy. No thanks!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Sacre Bleu!

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 4 days ago

This agrees with the treatment of children I saw in the documentary Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (and Don't Come Back!!)

^(Remember:^ ^two^ ^exclamation^ ^points.)^