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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 month ago

"Hey! Close that door behind you! Were you raised in a barn?"

"Non. πŸ˜”"

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I dunno, the French don't need a fuckin Luigi to get them to pop off when their leaders do some dumb shit.

They're all pretty ready to throw down against leaders who would hurt them.

Sounds pretty civilized to me.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This. Im not french, and while the surrender jokes can be slightly amusing at times, i feel a great sense of pride(?) everytime i see on the news that theyre protesting some new tyranny. Wish my lot were like that. Alas, we not only get trampled by the boot but kiss it as it passes by

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 1 month ago

Eh, the surrendering jokes are only because they've legitimately won more wars in history than any other European nation. Dunno if China or one of their neighbors might have the French beat. The French don't care they have their baguette and coffee.

[–] FordBeeblebrox 10 points 1 month ago

If the French hadn’t supported the colonies, there would be no USA today. Their language is gibberish but we could learn some lessons from their revolting and how to march a noble toward the guillotine

[–] NegativeLookBehind 46 points 1 month ago (6 children)

What's the difference between 3.1 and 3.9?

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

within any Ξ΅>0

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can communicate with primates

[–] TheYojimbo 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Je vais te monter en l'air tu vas voir si je communique pas c'est peut Γͺtre non verbal mais le message va passer t'inquiΓ¨tes

(Jk sorry)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Je te veux sur notre instance française toi

[–] simplejack 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 1 month ago

and have better cheese

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] NegativeLookBehind 3 points 1 month ago

Lol, na. Just poking fun at our French friends.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Monkeys aren't stupid enough to eat snails

Please note that I do not know if this is actually true

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

3.1 aren’t cheese eating nor surenderring

[–] simplejack 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 1 month ago

Zen fire ze missiles!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Very drΓ΄le

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

holding some pizza

le omnomnomnomage

1 hour later...

le omnomnomnomage continuez

[–] Fedizen 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Raised by Americans would actually work better here

[–] bhamlin 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think the article was only listing accounts where the children survived

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Survivorship bias

[–] supercriticalcheese 3 points 1 month ago

Good point there

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 3laws 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EYES THIS IS WHY I USE PNG

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Are the other shows as good as Raised By Wolves?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Sacre Bleu!

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 1 month ago

This agrees with the treatment of children I saw in the documentary Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (and Don't Come Back!!)

^(Remember:^ ^two^ ^exclamation^ ^points.)^

[–] robocall 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want to meet the guy raised by ostriches

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or even crazier, the one raised by the Fr*nch

[–] robocall 2 points 1 month ago

I'm not crazy. No thanks!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago