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[–] db2 50 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Isn't dysentery basically when you shit yourself to death?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Too much of a good thing

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One of several things that can make you shit yourself to death, yes.

Another fun one is cholera. Which may get a resurgence too, as regulatory capture means that raw or undercooked seafood from the Gulf of Mexico resulting in "very rare" cases might become "just a regular part of living in a modern kakistocracy"

[–] WoodScientist 4 points 1 week ago

You mention the Gulf of Mexico. A friend of ours recently has his whole family catch cholera from swimming on the beach in Galveston. They're fine and all made full recoveries, as it isn't lethal if properly treated. But yes, in the Year of Our Lord 2024, you can catch literal cholera just by going to the beach in Texas.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 9 points 1 week ago

yeah it's about as much fun as it sounds

[–] marcos 1 points 1 week ago

Yes, and we know how to treat it (not cure, but we know how to make people not die) since, well, before the times depicted on the game. We have also knew how to avoid most of its infections since... hum, I don't know that one, but Ancient Rome was full of structures made for that, and functional, so some time before them.

Still people didn't use to be able to afford treatment (that is basically drinking large amounts of clean water with salt and sugar, and resting). And it takes a functional government to avoid it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Less than half voted for this.

As usual, the apathy party won, with 36% of voters not voting.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I still can’t believe that I know at least 5 ppl that have voluntarily stated they didn’t vote. I’m convinced they just wouldn’t vote for a woman bc they’re all not (at least publicly) republicans. We’ve still got a long way to go

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

you might be able to look them up on the state's voter rolls to find about about that last part

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry, I was taking a shit that day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Better get checked for dysentery. Or cholera. Or CDO (rearranged to be in alphabetical order because it HAS to be) 🤷

[–] Madison420 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes blame the voters not the system that leads to apathy.

[–] surewhynotlem 8 points 1 week ago

Yep. I hold adults accountable for their choices.

[–] enbyecho 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm rooting for the Polio. Those cute hats and little sticks and you get to ride around at a full gallop and then drink gin & tonics afterward.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's polo. Polio is that thing used for fishing. Not a net, the other one.

[–] wjrii 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's a pole. Polio is a porridge-like dish made from maize. Not grits, the other one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I'm pretty sure you're thinking of polenta. Polio was a French mathematician from the late 1800s.

[–] enbyecho 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You've never been to Alabama, have you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True. You've never been to South Jutland, have you?

[–] enbyecho 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, but once a year they do that thing where they try to hit a suspended ring with a stick from horseback. Like the training montage of A Knight's Tale.

[–] enbyecho 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seems like the sort of thing that would leave some people parallelized.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It's not like they just let everyone have a tilt lol. Like polo, people with the proper training do it as a traditional entertaining of the masses 😄

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

They do, actually. The water variety. Don’t get any of it in your mouth, though. How may get the runs.

[–] WoodScientist 4 points 1 week ago

I hope reincarnation turns out to be real, just so RFK can end up as a child with polio.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Smallpox was definitely one of the things that made America great.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Good thing I'm vaccinated, have no kids, and have become a paranoid shut-in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

a paranoid shut-in.

This is the way. All the bad things are outside.

[–] Olhonestjim 3 points 1 week ago

I know, right?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Make brain worms great again.

[–] WoodScientist 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We have a friend whose family recently all got cholera. Not joking, this literally happened this year. They caught it from swimming on the beach in Galveston.

[–] wjrii 5 points 1 week ago

I’ve been to Galveston. This tracks.

[–] fulcrummed 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s cool, I’ve got 4 x yokes and an axle; and I’ve got a good feeling about Odell Lake! Heard some ospreys have been seen about, but I’m not worried.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Feel free to ford any rivers you come across. That never ends poorly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Too glad I'm not an American lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Iron lungs? That's a great way to keep Pennsylvania.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Tery did nothing wrong