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[–] cybervseas 169 points 5 days ago (4 children)

When your "girlfriend" still has Hinge as her last name on your phone đź‘€

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Probably just saying "I'll change it later" every time it's noticed, probably

EDIT: Forgot to add a second probably. Wait, that's probably the third. Fuck.

[–] HoneyMustardGas 29 points 5 days ago

What if that really is her last name lol?

[–] chonglibloodsport 19 points 5 days ago

How else is he gonna tell her apart from Marissa Tinder?

[–] Nfamwap 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Man, if that's her real name, the spoonerism is just too much.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If y'all get married and she takes your last name, would you say she became unhinged?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

[Deleted by user because they didn't read the other comments first like a dumbass]

[–] jacksilver 43 points 5 days ago

Damn, the automated "comment removed" notices are getting brutal.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I wanna know what was said next

[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

"Sorry, I know we live together but I never paid enough attention to learn your name so I still have you as 'Marissa [Dating Site Where We Met]'. Who are you again?"

[–] toofpic 49 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

My wife is still "Annie Freckles" in my contacts, 11 years later

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Mine has been labeled "Lisa Work" forever. I updated her old work contact with a new number and that's become her profile ever since.

[–] Ziglin 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who has people's full names in my contacts? (I use tags or whatever my contacts app calls them to categorize them further)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Most of my contacts are first and last names.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

My contact in my fiancé's phone is still labeled "[Name]'s Brother" lmao, we first met at my brother's dnd game

[–] RizzRustbolt 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Mind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?"

[–] Psythik 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] troglodytis 3 points 5 days ago

"How come you taste so good?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

... Because you're sweet ?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

goes to thermostat and sets it to 425F

[–] stupidcasey 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

80, 425, 8675309, what’s the difference? None of them are habitable temperatures.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I dunno - 80°F might be good if you're an old nudist who's always cold.

[–] RestrictedAccount 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’m sorry, I so don’t get this

[–] GrabtharsHammer 67 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

When you bake something, like a loaf of banana bread, you have to heat up the oven to the target temperature before you put the loaf in the oven. This ensures proper cooking.

Humans generally do not need this. If the house is chilly, one can turn up the heat and put on a sweater or something while waiting for the house to warm up.

OP's screenshot points out that his girlfriend is expressing the needs of bread. How silly!

[–] SacralPlexus 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

By Grabthar’s Hammer, that was a good breakdown!

~I just wanted to say By Grabthar’s Hammer~

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Ah is just not that funny. Got it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Yes, Banana Bread.

[–] LovableSidekick 5 points 5 days ago

I agree with gf heat is one "luxury" worth paying for. Forget the bottled water, drink out of the tap, but heat the damn apartment.