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[–] cybervseas 171 points 1 month ago (5 children)

When your "girlfriend" still has Hinge as her last name on your phone đź‘€

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Probably just saying "I'll change it later" every time it's noticed, probably

EDIT: Forgot to add a second probably. Wait, that's probably the third. Fuck.

[–] HoneyMustardGas 30 points 1 month ago

What if that really is her last name lol?

[–] Nfamwap 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man, if that's her real name, the spoonerism is just too much.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] chonglibloodsport 19 points 1 month ago

How else is he gonna tell her apart from Marissa Tinder?

[–] Psythik 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Is "hinge" supposed to mean something?

[–] cybervseas 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hinge is a popular dating app. People (including me) will first add someone to their contacts list with the app you matched on as their last name.

[–] Psythik 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fascinating; never heard of it.

I gave up on dating sites a decade ago because they don't work. Only ever found love the natural way. Plenty of Fish even put me in their special club because apparently I'm more attractive than the average person. Still never got a single message in my inbox. No replies ever, either.

What's online dating like? What's it feel like to actually get a match? I'm married now so I'll never use them again.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If y'all get married and she takes your last name, would you say she became unhinged?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

[Deleted by user because they didn't read the other comments first like a dumbass]

[–] jacksilver 43 points 1 month ago

Damn, the automated "comment removed" notices are getting brutal.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I wanna know what was said next

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Sorry, I know we live together but I never paid enough attention to learn your name so I still have you as 'Marissa [Dating Site Where We Met]'. Who are you again?"

[–] toofpic 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

My wife is still "Annie Freckles" in my contacts, 11 years later

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine has been labeled "Lisa Work" forever. I updated her old work contact with a new number and that's become her profile ever since.

[–] Ziglin 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who has people's full names in my contacts? (I use tags or whatever my contacts app calls them to categorize them further)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Most of my contacts are first and last names.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

My contact in my fiancé's phone is still labeled "[Name]'s Brother" lmao, we first met at my brother's dnd game

[–] RizzRustbolt 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Mind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?"

[–] Psythik 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] troglodytis 3 points 1 month ago

"How come you taste so good?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

... Because you're sweet ?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

goes to thermostat and sets it to 425F

[–] stupidcasey 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

80, 425, 8675309, what’s the difference? None of them are habitable temperatures.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I dunno - 80°F might be good if you're an old nudist who's always cold.

[–] RestrictedAccount 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m sorry, I so don’t get this

[–] GrabtharsHammer 68 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

When you bake something, like a loaf of banana bread, you have to heat up the oven to the target temperature before you put the loaf in the oven. This ensures proper cooking.

Humans generally do not need this. If the house is chilly, one can turn up the heat and put on a sweater or something while waiting for the house to warm up.

OP's screenshot points out that his girlfriend is expressing the needs of bread. How silly!

[–] SacralPlexus 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

By Grabthar’s Hammer, that was a good breakdown!

~I just wanted to say By Grabthar’s Hammer~

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah is just not that funny. Got it

[–] RestrictedAccount 1 points 3 weeks ago

There has to be more than just that. Right?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Yes, Banana Bread.

[–] LovableSidekick 5 points 1 month ago

I agree with gf heat is one "luxury" worth paying for. Forget the bottled water, drink out of the tap, but heat the damn apartment.