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[–] cybervseas 171 points 1 month ago (5 children)

When your "girlfriend" still has Hinge as her last name on your phone πŸ‘€

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Probably just saying "I'll change it later" every time it's noticed, probably

EDIT: Forgot to add a second probably. Wait, that's probably the third. Fuck.

[–] HoneyMustardGas 30 points 1 month ago

What if that really is her last name lol?

[–] Nfamwap 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man, if that's her real name, the spoonerism is just too much.

[–] chonglibloodsport 19 points 1 month ago

How else is he gonna tell her apart from Marissa Tinder?

[–] Psythik 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Is "hinge" supposed to mean something?

[–] cybervseas 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hinge is a popular dating app. People (including me) will first add someone to their contacts list with the app you matched on as their last name.

[–] Psythik 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fascinating; never heard of it.

I gave up on dating sites a decade ago because they don't work. Only ever found love the natural way. Plenty of Fish even put me in their special club because apparently I'm more attractive than the average person. Still never got a single message in my inbox. No replies ever, either.

What's online dating like? What's it feel like to actually get a match? I'm married now so I'll never use them again.