herrwoland

"why is that we eat the fruit and not the tree?"

They're just protecting the the king who, for some reason, doesn't seem to get old in decades.

You probably take lsd and hug your fridge, slowly disappearing into it.

Is... is this... damn it!

And I was wondering why is doge coin trending so hard.

waking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!

I didn't come to lemmy on my break to get called out like this

please use the correct form of title, this is almost the only rule we have here.

Isn't it funny how lamb is both the name of a cute baby animal and also name of a dish?

Thanks man, happy to share it with people who appreciate it :)