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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by distantsounds to c/lemmyshitpost
 

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Yes you would.

Yes you absolutely fucking would.

Shut the fuck up corporate social media.

A marketing post like this is tone deaf as fuck and an insult to our intelligence to even imply you wouldn't have. I'm so fucking sick of corporations seeing any internet sensation as an opportunity to cash in and make it about them. Fuck you.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Relax, not a real tweet

[–] Old_Yharnam 6 points 1 day ago

Bro you seriously think this is a real tweet?

[–] BeMoreCareful 21 points 1 day ago

It'd be funny if McDonald's stock went down for a couple of days and some of the backlash was a corporate no narcing policy.

[–] RizzRustbolt 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Should have gone to Waffle House.

[–] Decoy321 7 points 1 day ago

Dude would've ran out of bullets

[–] darth_grunkus 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just like when Popeyes did nothing when one of their managers blatantly discriminated against an autistic child for just existing.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Is that better or worse than Cracker Barrel segregating diners until the aughts, and having to be sued to stop it? Same? Same degree, but less of an issue because it wasn't systemic (probably)?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago

If that is even true: Silence, brand.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SLVRDRGN 6 points 1 day ago

"Creative Destruction" - I like it.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

If it were real I'd be tempted to drive to wherever they have Popeye's.

Edit: wtf I looked it up and we actually have one lol

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

they've successfully pandered to you with an advertisement of literal empty words

[–] spongebue 52 points 2 days ago

Edit: wtf I looked it up and

They actually posted that?!?

we actually have one lol

...oh

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Popeyes is amazing. There's a dozen in my area. Out of all the national fried chicken chains, easily the best.

KFC is disgusting. Dave's Hot Chicken? More like Dave's Hot garbage. Wingstop? Just stop. I'm not eating the chicken sandwich that hates gay people.

If you're asking what the best fried chicken & fried chicken sandwich, unfortunately my city is extremely spoiled with local joints.

[–] dejected_warp_core 3 points 1 day ago

Not going to disagree with your cross-comparison here, but have you tried Korean-style fried chicken yet?

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[–] MrFappy 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If they made fresh chicken that place would be so fire. Unfortunately every time I’ve been there every piece of my meal- chicken, fries, Mac- all taste approximately 4-8 hours old. It’s inedible garbage that tastes as though if it were fresh it would be some of the most bomb chicken I’ve ever had. I’ve even got at different times of day when it would most likely be fresh, but apparently they make all their food at 5AM just for it to sit under heat lamps until they close… then reheat that same trash the following day just to save money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

If you're ever driving thru a rural area, try the fast food there. It tends to be a lot better as it's in pretty direct competition to family owned restaurants in these areas and therefore tends to be fresher and stuff. Like near my grandpa's farm the best breakfast around is the IHOP and its the best IHOP I've ever been to in my life by far because it has to compete with mom and pops diners at similar price points whereas in more populated areas the mom and pops places tend to be more expensive than fast food.

[–] TexasDrunk 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hate that for you. If you find a good Popeye's it's really great for fast food. Unfortunately to find a good one you've got to look for a line.

[–] MutilationWave 3 points 1 day ago

Skip the fries and get red beans and rice with your chicken. It's surprisingly good for fast food.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was a customer not employee

[–] distantsounds 55 points 2 days ago

Ma’am this is a shitpost

[–] Crackhappy 11 points 1 day ago

That's some Wendy's level.

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