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[–] redeyejedi 117 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What is interesting is how the guy standing there appears to be all legs and arms with a short torso. It's gotta be some sort of foreshortening perspective with the camera but it looks hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He’s just built different

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[–] Agent641 4 points 1 week ago

He can deadlift without bending down

[–] EleventhHour 18 points 1 week ago

He looks like a Stretch Armstrong, lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think it's perspective, but that it was captured WS the camera was falling

[–] the_tab_key 2 points 1 week ago

That ain't it otherwise his arms would be deformed as well. Looks like his waist was shopped up to me... Also removing his right thumb.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

As a photographer, I can tell you emphatically that it's not perspective.

[–] Agent641 3 points 1 week ago

Just your standard mutie, got it

[–] MooseTheDog 95 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Klear 18 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago

Last known image by the murder victim after he was killed by 'Legs' Malloy

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

there is literally nothing uninteresting about this photo

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago

Bro leave some legs for the rest of us

[–] HerrVorragend 28 points 1 week ago

Perfect album cover

[–] this_1_is_mine 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So I take it you left your torso at home.

[–] Agent641 7 points 1 week ago

Never skip abdomen day

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Holy monkey build

[–] TastyWheat 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And then somehow laid still and took the shot after they'd fallen

[–] Duamerthrax 2 points 1 week ago

Could have been a burst of shots.

[–] partial_accumen 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"yeah, thats me on the ground. You're probably wondering how this came to be. It started 2 weeks ago on an unlikely Tuesday..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Man this is exactly how they always do it. I hate it so much when a movie or episode starts like this, wow so innovative to do a flashback, just tell the story ffs

[–] Dorkyd68 9 points 1 week ago

My man's butt crack must go halfway up his back

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Peak male body, weather you like it or not

[–] aeronmelon 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Now you’re the art for a true crime podcast.

[–] ch00f 8 points 1 week ago

Dude looks like a Rescue Hero.

[–] Ironfacebuster 5 points 1 week ago

Me after getting killed by my friend in Ark

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

This dude over here using the DK mode cheat