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[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it works and it's stupid - It's still stupid but damn those make for good pictures on the internet

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Pool. Floating dock. Strapped on scissor lift. Definitely in the SOP binder ;)

This is definitely unstable -- a lever arm that long is going to sway like hell.

Additionally, normally when working at heights you should be harnessed and clipped on. But if this thing tips over, you'd spend precious moments trying to unclip while underwater. A conundrum to be sure.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

Silly, we all know that water negates all fall damage!/s

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

The only way to make this remotely safe would be harnessing to the ceiling. Although that could still be bad if it tips over and catches your foot...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I've been reading coroner inquest results and recommendations recently, which are mandatory for workplace deaths in my province.

The only thing I can think of looking at this is a coroner and five other people all drafting a document with the simple recommendation "Maybe fucking don't?"

[–] hperrin 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What, are you gonna drain the pool every time you need to use the scissor lift?

[–] Snowclone 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

they should just be using a cherry picker instead.

[–] evidences 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure a cherry picker would work here but I don't know enough about cherry pickers to be able to answer for sure. Like cherry pickers are meant more for up than out and these guys aren't more than like 16ish feet up and are probably further than that from the closest pool edge, the boom might not be able to go that far out that low with any sort of load on it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cherry pickers go out just fine.
I've worked in a few over water and slightly below ground level. Yes, you unhook & change to a pfd at the waters edge.

[–] simplejack 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] j4k3 26 points 2 months ago

Ah, what a classic—couple scissor jacking in the pool rule

[–] simplejack 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I remember this making Reddit’s front page by way of r/osha - back when Reddit was good.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, falling off this lift is probably safer than falling off of it when it's on solid ground 🤷

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

Not if you miss the water

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s why you use a harness on solid ground

[–] Sensationalglyph 2 points 2 months ago

You harness to the ceiling... So you don't hit the ground

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Shake hands with danger...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Nope, Soviet anthem, November hit the wrong drop again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Badowm badowm badowm boooooowm!

[–] Erasmus 10 points 2 months ago

Not wearing a harness??? Write this man up!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zangoose 5 points 2 months ago

Stable? That's for horses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

What are those? 16m lanes?