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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, I'm kinda okay with that. Better than thought-crime surveillance Cyberpunk dystopia.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why not skip the neon bright lights and just go straight to a full on 1984?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see your communist plot to combat light pollution. The sky must be filled with lights from advertisements or else you wouldn't know about the products that we already advertise on your phone and in your dreams. Stay in line citizen.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

The only difference between Cyberpunk & our current dystopia is full-dive VR, the neon lights are optional.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This would probably be cheaper to send over the border with drugs too.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe 2 points 23 hours ago

I betcha its not too hard to put a faux skin on one of these to make it look like an actual animal, which from a distance would be potentially hard to tell apart from an real animal. As long as it's used in the middle of nowhere,

It would probably be great for send drugs over remote parts of the border.

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[–] hoshikarakitaridia 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doggo delivers mana powder until he gets head pats.

[–] bruhduh 14 points 1 day ago

Cyberpunk we wanted

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

When can I get paid thousands of dollars to carry a USB drive 5 miles, assuming I manage to get away from a cybernetically enhanced Dolph Lundgren?

[–] werefreeatlast 2 points 22 hours ago

OK that'll be a discrete $50 handshake please.... OK so just walk to that corner and wait. There will be a dog...

[–] over_clox 20 points 1 day ago

Hi, is this robodog still available?

[–] DragonsInARoom 1 points 21 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Where? I want to see! Although... that would require talking to police. Nevermind.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Life finds a way.

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