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[–] Iheartcheese 88 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My favorite were the phobia shows. Like some lady would come on and cry about how she's scared of cotton balls and then Mid-Sentence a dude in a cotton ball suit would come out and chase her around the studio.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol wait, the RuPaul's Drag Race bit with the pickle suit was based on a real thing?

[–] Iheartcheese 11 points 2 weeks ago

Never see the show but if it was something like that then yes. I think it was Maury povich that did them the most? This wasn't a one-off

[–] MutilationWave 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] theangryseal 3 points 2 weeks ago

I seen the one with pennies. Was amazing.

[–] vzq 47 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That would make a killer one shot RPG.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

I outrolled you all on Dwight and claim him for my own.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, please. If I still DnD'd, I would. All you need is a justification for them all to meet up at a Mazzio's

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

rogue, bard, warlock, barbarian, druid

seems like a balanced party

[–] jaybone 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They putting “Ann” in quotes because it’s a fake name to protect her identity?

Or that’s her street name like Little Ice.

[–] disguy_ovahea 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think it’s condescension.

And over here we have “Aaaann” who doesn’t even fuckin know how to make guacamole! Can you believe it?!?

[–] jaybone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Since he’s too young, maybe Little Ice can not make the margaritas and Ann can not make the guacamole for their next party. They also need a guy named Chip, I’ll let you guess what he can’t make.

[–] disguy_ovahea 5 points 2 weeks ago

John said he’ll bring the chips as long as there’s a bathroom.

[–] Boozilla 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What is my D&D group doing on here

[–] Agent641 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Neutral evil, lawful good, chaotic good, true neutral, lawful evil.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wouldn't Little Ice count as Lawful Evil?

[–] GladiusB 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know. And if you don't, you will by the end of the episode.

[–] Anticorp 4 points 2 weeks ago

You are NOT the dungeon master!

*Chair throwing intensifies

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ha! I was wondering if that last kid is this kid.

[–] Agent641 3 points 2 weeks ago

Nah that's Brent

[–] Xanthrax 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

One of my cousins was on a show like that. She was also on Sex Sent me to the ER. When she was on the talk show, it was the classic, "Is he the father?". The only issue was that her boyfriend is Korean and her baby is white. We also all knew he'd been on the couch for years. They had her mom (my aunt) call in and call her out. It was pretty entertaining, but sooooooo trashy.

Here's an article (receipts) about the first episode I mentioned:

https://www.wtvr.com/2014/06/24/sex-sent-me-to-the-er

Also, if anyone is wondering why she had a stroke, she says she discovered she had a rare disease, but munchausen and compulsive lying are common in my family. I'd take it with a grain of salt.

[–] Dr_Box 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

This is the kind of stuff that pulled an audience. Thats why Jerry Springer and Dr Phil were so popular

[–] jaybone 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Trump should appoint Dr Phil to something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's already head of the secret courts, probably. Or was that Judge Judy?

[–] jaybone 9 points 2 weeks ago

I think she’s in charge of the nuclear codes. Her and Nancy grace. They have to both turn their keys at the same time to activate the launch sequence.

[–] FenrirIII -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If the US cared at all about mental health.

[–] TseseJuer 1 points 1 week ago

protip: they don't

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

These people look like they came out if the late 80's early 90's

[–] jaybone 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah this is a bit more 90s than 2000s. But there’s always some carryover from decade to decade.

[–] Iheartcheese 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not entirely positive Ricky lake was allowed into the 2000s

[–] jaybone 6 points 2 weeks ago

It’s weird, I keep seeing her show up on random shit lately. I think she was on the show Pictionary recently. And something else I can’t remember. Maybe Trump is apppointing her for something.

[–] foggy 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

To be honest with you Dianne, Im surprised.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I too was surprised he was a broom.

[–] cabron_offsets 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

WHAEVA IT’S MY HOT BODY I’LL DO WHAT I WANT

[–] Anticorp 2 points 2 weeks ago

Chache me outside. How bout da?

[–] aeronmelon 8 points 2 weeks ago

Could have sworn that was Brent Rambo at the end.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 7 points 2 weeks ago

New smash lineup looks lit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Murray was all about these guests. Now, Murray is all about who’s the father.

[–] MutilationWave 6 points 2 weeks ago

Maury. I used to live in a shitty apartment with roommates and I was frequently unemployed. We got 3 channels on the rabbit ears so yeah I watched a lot of Maury.

[–] General_Effort 6 points 2 weeks ago

Brendon, Brendon, Brendon... smh

[–] Maggoty 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hey that pinecone was a serious incident. A police officer felt threatened and shot his entire magazine into a nearby animal hospital. Thankfully he had loaded baby skull seeking bullets that day instead of the family dog seeking bullets he usually used. Massive casualties were avoided only by officer ButtBite's courageous decision to use baby skull seeking bullets instead of family dog seeking bullets. Everyone knows he has a phobia of family dogs. That poor traumatized man has been bitten 4 times by family dogs, they just hate him. His promotion ceremony is at 5 so we can make the primetime news with it. And in case anyone out there is worried, that villainous child is going to prison for years. He should be locked away for life after he endangered everyone with that pinecone!

[–] Jackcooper 4 points 2 weeks ago

I threw a pinecone back in the 90s. TIL I had what it takes to be famous.