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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

This thread is the cloaca.

[–] LovableSidekick 8 points 10 hours ago

Just say it's ass, then you're good. Unless that's assogynist

[–] [email protected] 22 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Both sexes can have or lack tits. So the first one is okay, the second one is sexist.

[–] chonglibloodsport 25 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Who said anything about sex? I’d rather read an essay comparing these:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Just keep these fellas out of it:

Blue footed booby bird

[–] chonglibloodsport 1 points 3 hours ago

They’ll eat all the nuts for sure!

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

In the same way people of all genders can have tits, so can people of all genders have nuts, so if that's your reasoning, either both are sexist, or neither are.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

If you read my comment carefully you will notice that I was talking about Sex, not Gender.

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff 4 points 14 hours ago

Colloquial "sexism" is heavily based on gender, so if you want to be precise you should probably use another phrase entirely

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

ovaries are just nuts in the inside

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

I Snickers at this comment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

And if you knew anything about either, you'd know that both are a spectrum, so your argument is still invalid

https://scatter.wordpress.com/2022/01/30/sex-as-a-social-construct/

https://www.nature.com/articles/518288a

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

yo this debate is the tits 🔥🔥

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

How would you even use either option in that way?

[–] Raab 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yo your opinion is the tits (or nuts)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If someone said that to me I wouldn't know if I should feel offended or not.

[–] Raab 2 points 7 hours ago

Are you perchance either a gen x or gen z? Because any millennial has heard this commonly

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Thats the bees knees" is my goto.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago

a whole caravan of ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

It's just their knees, it's all g.

[–] mojofrododojo 18 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

pick something neutral - that's the shit.

[–] youstolemyname 1 points 3 hours ago

Not to be confused with "shit"

[–] Chef_Boyargee 1 points 4 hours ago

No no, the neutral ground is the taint.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Hey everybody poops...except for Kim Jung Un, so maybe don't use that one on holiday in North Korea...

[–] CrayonRosary 9 points 20 hours ago

This post is the clap.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I used to say 'the bomb' until I thought about it a bit. Am I really comparing your slick dance move to nuclear annihilation? How does that work out?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

To be fair the vast majority of bombs aren't nuclear.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Is it da bomb bc it's so good that it blew people away, or so bad that it bombed?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

The lap dance was a bomb, I just exploded in my pants

[–] Chef_Boyargee 10 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I’m pretty sure that everyone likes boobs, and nuts are just not awesome in any way. If someone’s using nuts as a superlative thing, their priorities are definitely askew.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Ok but that scrote skin is definitely pretty great.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hard disagree. Nuts are awesome. They're soft, and they're fun to play with, and they're also a fantastic emergency stop button in a fight

[–] toynbee 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Um, are they supposed to be soft? I might need to see my doctor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The testes themselves aren't soft ime, but if we're talking about the overall (scrotum + testes), then I would say it's pretty soft.

Though I'm going to take this moment to soapbox about the importance of regular testicular self examinations: https://www.macmillan.org.uk/cancer-information-and-support/testicular-cancer/how-to-check

The key thing is checking regularly enough that you know what's normal for you, and thus can see a doctor if there are any unexpected changes in shape or texture. (Apologies for lecturing in reply to what was probably a joke)

[–] toynbee 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

My doctor has been extolling this (correct) perspective lately and you are excellent for supporting it.

But because the original post was a joke, I have to share: I've never had a professional testicular examination before. I'm in my late thirties now and recently changed doctors due to moving. My new doctor, the first time I saw her, offered diagnostic testicular palpation. I declined, as I had no cause for concern, then when I got home told my wife how surprised I was at the suggestion. (Not offended or anything, just caught off guard.)

My wife, whom you might have guessed is a woman, was not sympathetic to my surprise, as she'd had genital inspections throughout her life.

I normally try to make the last line of a post like this pithy and humorous, but three other conversations I have going on in the background have robbed me of any joy as I typed this (if you knew me you probably would observe the change in tone between paragraphs), so I will merely present this as factual.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Late thirties?

Suprised by a doctor offering to fondle your balls?

... Might not be long before they insist on calling Doctor Proctor in for a... mildly invasive exam.

[–] toynbee 1 points 2 hours ago

So I've heard, courtesy of Bill Engvall.

[–] Turbofish 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You can also grab twist em upside down and squeeze them into a wee little fly face to thrill all your future partners.

[–] toynbee 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Bop em! Twist em! Pull em!

I didn't like your comment and I didn't like posting this response, but commenting this seemed necessary.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

At least your reply gave this one person a good chuckle, so you have that going for it lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

That's such a straight male thing to say

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

That's nuts, my friend.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Dude that's nuts

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[–] str82L 5 points 22 hours ago

It's the duck's guts

[–] aeronmelon 7 points 1 day ago

This post is the reproductive and/or maternity organs.

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