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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22508834
I'm a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously
Pretty much accurate except that there are no cowboys east of the Mississippi River; that's just regular farmland.
I personally enjoy watching the tourists freeze in t-shirts and shorts in SF in the summer. Granted inland Northern California is way too hot.
Tarheel here...nuh uh!
Also a lot of our biggest military bases are in North Carolina. There's Camp Lejeune, our largest marine base, and to give it it's full legal name, Fort Bragg I Mean Fort Liberty, a very large army base. Also in the state you'll find Seymour Johnson AFB.
Damned close! Cut off the Florida panhandle and include it with AL and GA and you're golden down South!
I like that military bases has almost no military installations of any kind in it
Don't worry about that, once the US department of defense sees this map, they will realize the military potential of the place they have no bases at has for having military bases
please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship
Pretty accurate. Most of California has pretty mild weather though.
And Louisiana instead of Florida as worst state? Those are fighting words.
The only seasons in California are sun and fire.
Yes, but it doesn't have Florida man. Although I'd suspect Mississippi has higher chance than California.
Why colonize Florida for the Brazilians? Brazil doesn't deserve such horrendous fate.
It’s halfway there.
As a Brazilian, I agree, but allow me to make a slight addition:
Edit: I should have circled near Arizona, I guessed Las Vegas as being up north and I guessed wrong.
Eh you got close to Reno, close enough.
Known for its motto, "The Biggest Little City in the World. Please don't just stop for gas on your way to/from Vegas."
The cities along California's coast aren't barely habitable because of the heat; they're barely habitable because of pollution.
Signed, A Californian.
Louisiana is far too rich in culture to be considered our crappiest state.
Mississippi exists, despite it's complete lack of justification to do so.
Just like Maranhão(our crappiest state)
How can you badmouth Maranhão with Alagoas right there? Or Tocantins.
Nobody even remembers Tocantins. Maybe some very old goianos.
The problem is all the dastardly Fr*nch people!
Maps like this remind me that I suck at geography. Whoever annotated those things knows considerably more about USA than I do.
I agree they need new borders. Way too damn square.
Mato Grosso and the Federal District are both squarey, too (especially the Federal District).
I'll have you know I've never had nonconsensual love with a lake. They've always asked for it first.
More accurate than the average american.
Accurate