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[–] [email protected] 81 points 6 days ago

The tweet in question to save you the click.

The replies are hilarious. Everyone is 100% in favor of this idea, but the MAGA dipshits don't realize she's literally only doing this to protect a pedophile sex trafficker.

So, MTGs plan is to call out the entire Republican party as corrupt and rally her supporters to air their dirty laundry to the public. Truly fantastic, MTG. Please don't let anyone talk you out of it.

[–] samus12345 97 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Snapz 9 points 6 days ago

Is that tim pool without his beanie?

[–] A_Filthy_Weeaboo 66 points 6 days ago
[–] jaggedrobotpubes 56 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Marjorie Taylor Greene may yet be our Gollum.

[–] sozesoze 11 points 6 days ago

What a hilarious way to put it

[–] A_Random_Idiot 76 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (7 children)

Am..Am I agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Is..Is Marjorie Taylor Greene making smart, intelligent, good points?

We really are in bizarro world.

[–] Red_October 43 points 6 days ago (2 children)

When Democrat politicians fuck up, other Democrats will absolutely call for, and get, resignations. Even things that boil down to consenting adults in privacy can result in resignations when it's seen to compromise a politician.

When Republicans fuck up, the party circles the wagons and goes full defensive. They will absolutely fight to resist any calls to resign, using any tactic they can think of to keep their latest pedo/pervert/con man/criminal in power. Only if the evidence is incontrovertible, and the outcry impossible to ignore, will they ever consider resignation, and as we've seen with Gaetz, that's not even necessarily the end of their career.

MTG is exactly the kind of brainlet to think that Democrats work the same way Republicans do. She thinks "Release all the Ethics reports" will make Democrats back down, or at least intimidate them. A party agreeing to release ethics reports relating to their own people is utterly unthinkable to her.

[–] A_Random_Idiot 15 points 6 days ago

Well, thank you for coming in and ruining the moment with your facts and reason and obvious statements and common sense

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

She also thinks it will matter. When a lot of voters have shown they have no problem voting for morally bankrupt people as long as they have the right letter next to their name.

[–] Denalduh 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A broken clock is still right 2 times a day.

You're giving her too much credit.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Don't worry, you agree with her words but not her intent. She doesn't actually want to do it, she just wants to use the threat of it to keep Gaetz's report secret.

[–] buddascrayon 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks that the Democratic party is far more morally corrupt than the Republican party. So therefore she believes that this is a nuclear option she does not realize that this is what everyone literally wants, well everyone except for the people in her own party.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry, she's not, at least not on purpose. Even a blind pig can find an acorn once in a while.
Pretty sure she's being sarcastic.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 6 days ago (1 children)

TFW you accidentally say something smart and you don't even know it

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)

She's threatening other Republicans to keep them in line with Trump.

The headline only touches on it but the article goes deeper into her comment.

It's not an honest request to release anything, but a threat to release everything if they release the Gaetz report.

[–] PagingDoctorLove 10 points 6 days ago

I think most of us know it's not a genuine threat, but we don't care. I hope the MAGA mob eggs her on until she doubles down, and I hope in the process of eating itself alive the entire GOP fails to pass any of their regressive legislation.

[–] naught101 7 points 6 days ago

So it's a good idea for multiple reasons?

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 68 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (7 children)

Ok.

Do it.

The overwhelming problem is that the Dems tend to hold their members accountable while the republicans absolutely DGAF and happily keep literal criminals in their ranks.

She’s basically acknowledging there’s plenty of dirt, but the only offenses they’ll care about is their opponents’.

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[–] SkunkWorkz 50 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Does she think this is a burn? It’s absolutely what should happen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

What makes you think she thinks this is a burn?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Sorry to burst everyone's bubble but this isn't an actual suggestion to release the Gaetz report.

It's a threat directed at other Republicans that if we are going to release the Gaetz report, we're going to release many other reports too.

Marjorie is a die-hard bootlicker, and she's not going to break lines with Trump.

Her full tweet is in the article. The headline only touches on her intentions.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

I mean, it doesn't detract the sentiment of the people. Do it. People want to see the ethic reports on everyone in a position of power.

[–] nutsack 42 points 6 days ago
[–] Astronauticaldb 59 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

[–] psycho_driver 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wonder how long we'll have to wait for the second time.

[–] problematicPanther 37 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

fuckin do it. don't threaten me with a good time.

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[–] iAvicenna 13 points 5 days ago

this is probably just an internal threat to bring dissenting republicans in line, nothing to see for us here since it likely won't be realized

[–] ToAllPointsWest 22 points 6 days ago

Ummm, Ok!!! Don't threaten me with a good time

[–] EnderMB 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

She's right and all...

But will it actually matter? The public voted for a pedo rapist felon. Surely if the triple threat is your pick for president, to be considered "incompatible" you would have had to do something truly horrific.

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[–] kreskin 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Its actually clever. When the repubs block the release of the reports she will claim the dems balked at releasing the reports because they are the dirty ones.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

How many of these ethics reports even really exist? Gaetz existed I thought because he was under investigation for his crimes and they said if he dropped out it would be sealed.

Do they actually have reports for everyone? If so that's great, but I can't imagine they were actually investigating every person in the same manner.

[–] auzy 10 points 6 days ago

Especially looking forward to all those Biden ethics violations they spent months trying to find and millions of dollars

It will probably be a short read compared to the comey report though

[–] letsgo2themall 10 points 6 days ago

yes absolutely! do that!

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