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[–] einlander 85 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How does he drive that thing without arms, anyway?

[–] einlander 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That might work with a helicopter, but he has to use pedals as well as steer in a car.

[–] einlander 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Driving a car with a yoke is completely doable.

[–] samus12345 2 points 2 weeks ago

With no fingers? Seems difficult.

[–] TheTetrapod 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Depends how prehensile his body is, could be pressing the gas with his... torso?

[–] einlander 3 points 1 week ago

I imagine the further the yoke is moved the faster it goes.

Like the walk stick for an fps.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You ever see that episode of South Park where Mr. Garrison invents a new form of transportation so he doesn't have to go through the airline anymore?

[–] Im_old 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ScruffyDucky 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Shardikprime 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When you're trying to merge but they won't let you in: "Hey buddy! Give peas a chance!"

[–] LouNeko 8 points 2 weeks ago

Peas was never an option.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

This is what happens when you fart in a smart car.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

As a kid we used to go to the Beaulieu Motor Museum quite a lot, and I was always fascinated by the Outspan orange car, which is almost identical to this. But orange.

I’m assuming the Pea is also based on a Mini.

A bright orange car shaped like an orange, belting around a track at almost certainly dangerous speeds.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I legit want one, although at 6'3" I probably can't fit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like it would scale well.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice 3 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like the engine is in the back, and seat is placed so you shouldn't have weight distribution issues, it shouldn't actually roll. Your head should have plenty of room. Now all we need to do is shorten your legs 🤔

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That's the first car I've ever seen that I instantly desired to own with all my heart. Maybe I can just get my honda repainted that color...would that satisfy the craving?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I want one big enough to mount a recliner in it.

Maybe make it a short range EV....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For actual production cars you might like the Peel P50, or some of these other fun microcars.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you. May your pea car be forever garden fresh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

🫛🚗😍

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I GOTTA GO PEE!!!

[–] dadGPT 8 points 2 weeks ago

rest in peas

[–] FelixCress 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FelixCress 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

60mph in that? Someone felt suicidal...

[–] Im_old 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You just need a 5 point seatbelt and an helmet. Maybe a padded jacket too. And a mouthguard. Look, if you are not ready to really commit to the game you are better off not playing.

Also padded gloves and motorcycle boots.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice 2 points 2 weeks ago

I wore flip flops and T-shirts on motorcycles when I was younger. Helmets not required... This thing looks super fucking safe to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It is. Sounds like it was made to be in an ad ad.

https://carbuzz.com/features/volkswagen-pea-car/

[–] stardustpathsofglory 6 points 2 weeks ago

Autobots roll out!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

This is what happens when an isetta eats shellfish

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

At least it looks like you can get in and out of the doors at the side, rather than the BMW Isetta which amusingly coupled the front-only opening with having no reverse gear.

[–] beebarfbadger 4 points 2 weeks ago

Try to drive past a playground but the kids play soccer with your car for 20 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I'd take this over the FORD MEGA F50000 PENIS COMPENSATORs that I see everywhere in America

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"Let's roll"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

"squirrel!!!! ........... and we're rolling, and we're rolling"

[–] Shardikprime 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Aw you two look cute, like a pair of peas in a pod, that it's also a pea. A peapod, if you will"

"I will not"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They better put that in Forza Horizon 6 so I can at least drive it virtually

[–] Treczoks 3 points 2 weeks ago

Put a stem on top, call it Apple Car or iCar.

[–] Frostbeard 2 points 2 weeks ago

I couldnt get in even if Anna Kendrick sat there in a bikini telling me to get in. Way to tall and wide for that thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Viscous players (from deadlock) over the moon

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 2 points 2 weeks ago

Life is simpler in the pea