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[–] JackFrostNCola 9 points 7 hours ago

The michael bay credit * kiss *

[–] Sam_Bass 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Let's see how fast the orange shuts that down

[–] normalexit 5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Day 1 is going to be a rude awakening

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

The orange will have a rude awakening if he thinks he can just cut all aid and still dictate to Ukraine what they can and can't do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

By "rude" I assume you mean "odious, offensive, and generally unpleasant to experience for most people with reasonable sensibilities; to be avoided"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

Mariupol liberaton speedrun starts, NOW!

[–] hOrni 41 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

My thought is, "assassinate Putin. If Americans can't do it, then who else?. Send Jason Bourn, or Archer, or James Bond, but get it done".

[–] EditsHisComments 18 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Jesus Christ it's Agent Archer

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 12 points 16 hours ago

Depends which Archer gets the assignment. Spy? Starship captain? Gilgamesh?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Probably better to stick with codenames and send in duchess.

[–] Sarazil 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Correct. If an American can't do it, James Bond will. :)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago

To Russia With Love

[–] NegativeLookBehind 46 points 20 hours ago

Got about two months to inflict as much damage as possible. I hope we make it count.

[–] kautau 9 points 16 hours ago

This gives me Joe in Oblivion vibes

https://youtu.be/j4nUrx2CRwQ

[–] [email protected] 23 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Unfortunately it's only in Kursk... For now. If Biden grows half a testicle within the next 2 months, this could get interesting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Idk, at his age, I wonder what sized that half a testicle would be. Things tend to shrivel with age...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Ukraine blows up the troll farms in the middle of St Petersburg

USA: WTF, man?

Ukraine: We typed in the coordinates you gave us! OK, maybe not all of them, and we might have made some up, but we tried!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

"I think you sent us the ones meant for Israel, they went way off target and hit something we were totally not aiming at"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Streetlights 9 points 8 hours ago

Get this man a field commission.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago

🫡

Based.