this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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[–] NegativeLookBehind 146 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How to get your hair ripped out and receive a collapsed lung in one easy step!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

IKR? This is the dumbest thing I've seen on the internet for a long time.

If that horse bolts, she's not going to have a fun time at all.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One of those times you hope it's AI slop, but I don't notice anything obvious.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

I WAS ONE MINUTE LATE! NOOOOO!

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 121 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I saw Avatar. I know what's going on here. This is illegal in every state except Mississippi, and only legal there if you marry the horse.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It seems I don't know enough about those kind of things, but thinking about it I guess that's still too much.

[–] Mango 4 points 2 months ago

Bro you just fucking slayed me. 🤣

[–] iamericandre 104 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Totally normal horse girl things

[–] DerArzt 32 points 2 months ago

Well there's horse girls and there's this.

[–] ThePantser 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She'll regret this when the horse makes doo

[–] riodoro1 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_ 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm no horse person but this doesn't seem like the best idea

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your instincts are entirely correct. All it takes is for someone to drop a board and she's looking at a broken neck.

I don't care if someone is holding the head, or if it's hitched to a post; horses' butts are capable of an astonishing amount of movement even if their heads are immobilized.

[–] somethingsomethingidk 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not to mention the fact that horses shit constantly

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The farts are even more frequent. 100% chance she ground zero for multiple horse farts during this shooting.

[–] TexasDrunk 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Horse women like the smell. At least, mine does.

[–] Shapillon 2 points 2 months ago

It smells pretty ok as far as farts goes like most obligate vegetarian animals.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

Son, never date a horse girl.

You’ll always come third after the horse and her parents money.

[–] disguy_ovahea 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] disguy_ovahea 5 points 2 months ago

Nice! This could make a pretty sweet album cover.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That horse decides to move suddenly and you're coming with.

And if it's fast enough, it may be only your scalp.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was guessing the woman's wearing a clip-on? But apparently this is from TikTok so you never know.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And it'd go from TikTok to LiveLeak with one loud noise.

[–] FooBarrington 2 points 2 months ago

It would go to live leak with one crunch from a freaking leave, because horses are couches with an insatiable death wish. They'll use every opportunity to gallop towards the void, and they'll take as many of you with them as they can.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That would be the sane option. Maybe extensions would pull out, too.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

It's a such a shame that horses don't have hair, like, near their head so you could braid both your heads together instead of having to use their tail :(

/s just in case

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Let me guess: AI

No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?

Well, anyway... *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*

[–] TheLowestStone 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like a really good way the get kicked to death.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

First time that thing bucks, her neck is snapping, and the nicest horse you'll ever meet would never put up with this shit for long.

[–] taiyang 12 points 2 months ago

Man, she's really dating a horse's ass!

[–] betahack 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago
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[–] toynbee 9 points 2 months ago

Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

[–] shonn 9 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

so, she's gonna die doing this, right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I see no way this could turn out poorly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Horse girl finally becomes part horse.

[–] Burninator05 5 points 2 months ago

Shou Tucker did it. That crazy SOB actually did it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

remove it fast until the horse shit

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