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[–] TheGiantKorean 23 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

What if I want to be awake for it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

That explains everyone who was never here

[–] stupidcasey 28 points 6 hours ago

If they wanted consent they would just ask.

[–] stupidcasey 22 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Not a very good matrix, that reset button doesn’t even wipe his memory he will be up again in five minutes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago

Just a sensory reset. And they fixed the bug that let him get out. Enjoy your nightmare.

[–] finitebanjo 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Relax, everybody, he signed a consent form before having his mind submerged deep into a fictional reality while his body becomes used for weird alien sex.

[–] stupidcasey 37 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Not exactly, he agreed to the terms of service of a Disney Plus account and the alien R**e Corporation was located on there property And the terms of service included wording including all services associated with Disney Parks.

It won’t hold up in court but luckily the terms force all disputes to be handled by forced arbitration so legally they did nothing wrong.

[–] finitebanjo 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Thats a cute fantasy but forced arbitration is illegal in weird alien sex contracts.

[–] stupidcasey 10 points 6 hours ago

It was unconstitutional last year but Sonald Srump Was elected along with the entire government being replaced by Sepublicans and they rewrote the constitution in Alien court to remove constitutional restrictions on corporations.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This is very rick and morty, I love it

[–] finitebanjo 27 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Truely the dark souls of comments right here.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This is the Skyrim of humor

[–] finitebanjo 1 points 4 hours ago

CHEEEEEEEEESE

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

ignorance is bliss

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 hours ago

You could if you weren't a coward.

[–] QProphecy 41 points 10 hours ago

I always hate it when that happens

[–] superduperpirate 27 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Makes me think of the “My name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.

[–] buddascrayon 2 points 2 hours ago

Sadly, this just reminds me of Gisele Pelicot.

[–] scutiger 6 points 5 hours ago

My name's Buck, and I'm here to party.