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[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (24 children)

Yes but Trump, Musk, Thiel, and other billionaires will get a little bit richer and all they had to do was tell a bunch of stupid fucking yokels that it's okay to be bigoted trash.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 month ago

If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.

  • Lyndon B. Johnson
[–] PineRune 40 points 1 month ago

"They can have theirs (money and racism) if they let me have mine (racism)." - a stupid fucking yokel

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[–] [email protected] 125 points 1 month ago (12 children)

I sincerely doubt most of these stories are actually happening. It's true. But I doubt the actual interaction occurred. Seeing this same story different ways all over the internet. I live in a region surrounded by right wingers and aside from those flags and occasional hats, I hardly ever hear anyone outright talk about their politics.

[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I actually believe it because it's exactly what happened in brexit. Conservatives voted to leave and then they found out what that meant.

Conservatives were so focused on winning that they didn't bother to actually look into Trump's "policies" and are now Pikachu faced when understanding it.

These are the same assholes that are going to completely forget two years from now that Trump raised prices and will still vote Republican in the midterms.

[–] Dogiedog64 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a succinct way to put it. It's definitely hilarious watching them bleed from their own hubris, though.

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[–] ladicius 84 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

As an European: The Brexiteers who "suddenly" were excluded from free travel and prolonged stays within EU due to their own voting gave a stream of similar stories. It was and is hilarious to watch.

I do believe that such dialogues are really happening and will continue to happen in the US around the clock from now on.

[–] cheese_greater 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I particularly love the stories where they owned real estate or villas and they're like "this doesn't apply to meeeeee, right?!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Narrator "It did in fact, apply to them."

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

For this to be true, a MAGA diehard would have to have listened to an explanation of what a tariff is from a left leaning person they are trying to taunt, understood the explanation, and believed the explanation that left leaning person gave them that disagrees with what Trump has said.

I have no doubt many MAGA types could understand the explanation, but when in gloat mode, I seriously doubt much listening would happen. Even if they did listen, the chances of them believing that explanation over Trump's seem low to me.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just statistically they have to happen. There are millions of democrats with maga neighbors that cant shut up about shit but dont actually know what they are talking about. Whether these stories happen to the people that post about them is a different question.

[–] TheBat 17 points 1 month ago (12 children)

There are millions of democrats with maga neighbors

Democrats be like:

🔴Cut out MAGAzis from their life.

🔴Treat MAGAzis cordially to find out how fucked they are going to be.

[–] MrPoopbutt 13 points 1 month ago

Believe it or not, any sufficiently large group of people will have people who behave differently within it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Find out their weaknesses for when the purge hits.

[–] TheLowestStone 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bullets. Like most people, they are weak to bullets.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Taken from a 196 post i saw earlier

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I have a friend who has had success with pointing out that gutting social welfare systems means they won't get a check anymore.

But, those people were willing to have an actual conversation about it.

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[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke 96 points 1 month ago

Can we stop with these "and then everyone clapped stories" it's just as bad as the fake trans stories conservatives made up to make themselves angry.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here bro, for your next tweet: . . . . . . . .

Spend them wisely

[–] uranibaba 17 points 1 month ago

Okey, I get it now. That was funny, it just took reading the other comments first.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just was at the grocery store. Was joking around with cashier, he and the bag boy talked about the ad playing over the loudspeakers about avocados from Mexico. They seemed nice. He finishes ringing me up and I groan. He says he's really looking forward to prices coming down in the next four years. I started laughing at him, saying that's not how tariffs work and that we're all fucked.

What a wonderful day in the neighborhood.

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[–] joel_feila 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well the part about the neighbors not how tariffs work is believable. I have lost count of how many people just think china had to send us money directly to us.

[–] NikkiDimes 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

And it's been part of the conversation for the better party of a decade. There's zero excuse for the level of ignorance of some people.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shiv nice thought though if you're going to make up stories I would recommend and you don't have to take this on board it's just a suggestion but believe me punctuation makes your posts vastly more readable I promise I'm not joking thanks for listening as you were

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am by no means a bright example, but Bro you have a war going on with punctuation...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's like the five stages of grief but with not knowing what the consequences of voting against your interests are.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

1 - Gloating

2 - Hubris

3 - Denial

4 - Doubt

5 - Leopards ate my face

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (7 children)

One thing I've learned is that Kamela Harris needed to just play a PSA explaining why the hell a Tarrif is.

[–] Jiggle_Physics 35 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I have a neighbor who voted for Trump. He relies on aspects of medicaid, to get insulin, that the GOP have directly targeted for removal from what it will cover. I told him this, he didn't believe me. So I showed him it in writing from a GOP source. He said that Trump will find some way for people like him to get their insulin. They just want this particular way gone because it's a bad method. I even pointed out that there was zero discussion of changing these policies, to make them more sensible, or anything like that, just an outline that they plan on stopping that coverage. He just doubled down that he won't be abandoned, they aren't just getting rid of the coverage, they are getting rid of THAT SPECIFIC WAY OF DOING IT because it is inefficient, or whatever.

If you explained that tariffs would hurt their income, and employment, in a way they understood, they would just assume there was something being cooked up to make sure that didn't happen. Now that all the manufacturing companies, here, are demonstrating that there will be big losses of profit margin, and cutting compensation to workers, they are mad. However, I personally doubt they will stay mad, or mad enough, or that they won't just end up blaming Joe Biden for it.

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[–] PugJesus 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

God, if only it was that easy.

These people will willfully forget the lesson within a day so they can go back to bootlicking.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (9 children)

The issue is you can't teach someone who not only doesn't want to learn, they react in opposition to the idea of understanding anything outside of emotional reactions.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

this is anyeurism potential

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] BoxOfFeet 25 points 1 month ago

/c/thathappened

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[–] repungnant_canary 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does punctuation count towards character count on Twitter? Cause that could explain a complete lack of it

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

That 1 comma didn't really help in making sense.

[–] randon31415 13 points 1 month ago (6 children)

"So, are you going to pay out of pocket for college now?"

"No, I'm getting student loans."

"Do you know what department in the federal government does student loans? The department of education, which Trump is going to get rid of."

"Damn it!"

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[–] systemglitch 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] genXgentleman 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This election proved that there are a lot of dumb-asses that need to go back to school to take U.S. Government, Civics, and Economics because they didn't learn it the first time, or they never had to take them to graduate high school. Seriously, why in the f#ck would you entrust the economy to a dumbf#ck who bankrupted TWO casinos!! The freaking business model, of a casino, is people walk in, then over the course of two to four hours hand you all their money and then leave. You REALLY have to be a dumbf#ck to fail at that.

[–] DarkFuture 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Americans are even dumber than that.

A few weeks before the election Donald Trump and Elon Musk had a little circle jerk podcast interview with each other. They spent time talking about how anti-union they are and how much they hate worker’s rights. Then working class Americans went out in droves and voted for those two rich assholes who openly talked about wishing workers had less rights.

We made a guy who was the first president in U.S. history to stand on a picket line with striking workers step down because he was old. Then we hired another equally old rich guy who openly talks about wishing workers had less rights.

That's how stupid Americans are. And this election showed us that the majority of Americans are that stupid. When a majority of a society is that stupid, there are no happy endings. We're set for a period of long decline.

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