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[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 month ago (3 children)

His looks don’t bother me. His ties to Peter Thiel terrify me. Y’all are focusing on the wrong shit man.

[–] NielsBohron 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And his lack of any sort of moral compass beyond "money"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Yeah holy shit, I listened to an interview with him with a legitimate news outlet and he seemed shockingly reasonable. Then i watched some clips of what he said at republican events and it was the usual awful shit.

Dude conforms to whatever is expected of him. No standards, no values, no morals. He’s terrible.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is even more terrifying to think he is next in line to be president and Trump appears to be not long for this world.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not long for this world? Care to elaborate?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He is an old, overweight man who eats too many hamberders to last forever.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Plus he regularly abuses stimulants and appears to be in the middle stages of Alzheimer's: even if he lives another 10 years I doubt he'll be in office long before he gets sectional 5'd by Vance.

[–] someguy3 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've read enough of Vance to be terrified of him. Apparently a lot of Vance's stuff comes from Curtis Yarvin, they certainly sound the same. But Yarvin has no reason to muzzle himself at all and it's just the weirdest shit ever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yes. He’s a fucking monster.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Who gives a shit what he looks like. Focus on the real problems instead of being childish like the conservatives.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nah, this actually upsets conservatives and I'm sick of pretending they understand words with more than 3 syllables when it comes to politics

Conservatives don't deserve nor will get respect moving forward and if they don't like that they can for the fuck Up, adults will discuss actual problems

[–] Donkter 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It really doesn't upset conservatives. They see this and acknowledge it as the affirmation that it is that libs like you are triggered by their epic president and have no argument so you have to resort to name calling.

They do the same thing back to you and you conclude they can't understand words with more than 3 syllables back at them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It really doesn't upset conservatives

I personally know multiple conservatives who this shit very much upsets, actually

They do the same thing back to you and you conclude they can't understand words with more than 3 syllables back at them.

No, I come to that conclusion due to other actions of theirs and treat their words as the useless drivel it is by not listening to them at all and then obstinately repeating my point. I learned it from them, they fucking hate it.

I literally do not care what those who don't get upset think, I know for a fact it upsets a decent amount of them and thus I'll keep doing it to piss that group off, simple as

[–] Sam_Bass 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

nevermind that he is a liar, then? or do you actually believe immigrants eat housepets?

[–] Lennny 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Conservative is 4 syllables and they can understand that. Maybe we lost because of shit arguments like this?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Conservative is 4 syllables and they can understand that

Oh look, someone who doesn't know what hyperbole is! Shit like that is why we lost, our side is full of slush brained assholes too

[–] Lennny 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago

Please do, improve the world ☺️

[–] RangerJosie 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Definitely. Gonna be absolutely insufferable for the next 4 years. Gonna get me some trump pointing "I did that" stickers to put on gas pumps. Gonna whinge and piss and moan about egg prices and bread prices. Gonna make infantile memes and post them everywhere.

I'm tired of being smart and well informed. I return to Monke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm tired of being smart and well informed.

This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while actually.

[–] peopleproblems 8 points 1 month ago

I agree, but that's not how conservatives work, we're all fucked, and this is fucking hilarious. We need that humor until we can't share it anymore without our hands being cut off

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 7 points 1 month ago

Wrong energy. Both.

Nazis want to be darth vader. Calling their actions appalling makes them feel like that. Calling them the little baby bitches that they are, and pointing out that fuming and threatening violence in response is exactly what a little baby bitch would do, destroys their cardboard badass theater.

Hell, even Anakin Skywalker--literally Darth Vader--was a whiny little bitch in the prequels! That's who they are, and people who mention it help everybody see what they're really dealing with.

Look at the man behind the curtain, folks.

[–] TsarVul 6 points 1 month ago

From an outsider's perspective, it seems to me that the US got here by not being equally as petty. Lie, cheat, defame, appeal to tribalism, argue in bad faith. Populism is the meta and democrats need to get with it, cuz the whole world is on the line.

[–] blazera 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is conservative facebook tier

[–] Iampossiblyatwork 9 points 1 month ago

Sounds like an effective way to win elections. Where are my memes?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m sure he has lots more candy in the back of his van

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Try lifting the pillows.

[–] Sam_Bass 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

does the oval office have a couch in it?

[–] popekingjoe 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it has at least two.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Two couches at the same time?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could be President if the hamberder filled heart muscle fails

[–] JusticeForPorygon 3 points 1 month ago

Don't remind me

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Porygon is like the worst pokemon

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

How dare you.

[–] JusticeForPorygon 9 points 1 month ago

All pokemon deserve rights

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'ts Pikachu!!

[–] daggermoon 2 points 1 month ago

mr. mime exists tho

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Snorlax is the champ

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Any death metal fans able to explain why I'm making the association between the hat and lolly costume and the music genre?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, and we think you might want to talk to a therapist about it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Turns out it was Death Grips.

Is this sort of thing what you normally talk to your therapist about? Must be nice to have so few troubles.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

What's he gunna do with Cheney's bunker under 1 Observatory?

He can spy on everyone's couches at once!

[–] Mercuri 5 points 1 month ago

This is sadly the best photo I've seen of him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MutilationWave 1 points 1 month ago

You the bess

[–] SVcross 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that the guy from the Washington post?

[–] JusticeForPorygon 2 points 1 month ago

Poor guy probably got on board with this joke because he thought Vance would be out of the news after Nov. 5th