I am not going to be sober if it turns out we have to deal with Trump (or notorious couch-fucker JD Vance) for another 4 years
I was drinking no matter who won TBH
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
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Harris wouldn't exactly be someone I'd want to vote for myself, but being all the way Over Here™ she wouldn't have been nearly bad enough for me to start shovign 0.75L of rum into myself after not sleeping a wink at 10am.
Winners' breakfast
You guys probably feel pretty powerless watching the US elections from other countries. If it helps, those of us who live here feel pretty powerless too. Even those who live in swing states, from what I hear.
Still voted, though.
Imagine how Florida voters probably feel. Majority vote to create a constitutional amendment for abortion to be a guaranteed right.
The minority wins.
Majority vote for the legalization of Marijuana for recreational use
The minority wins.
That has to be demoralizing, to have the majority of voters want something and both be shot down
I would burn the fucking place to the ground
Sure do. War is comming, because the American people crave for the blood gargling screeches of the innocent and their families and the dead expressions of even more of Trump's rape victims. Only a matter of time before I'll see my extended family run away to greener pastures or stubbornly die here and then I too can ask my self the question, join the war effort so I can feel like I did something or runaway and do my best to at least provide for my wife and the child she wants...
Like seriously? A Trump landslide? For once, I sincerely can say without a single ounce of hope or regret, fuck America, from the bottom of my heart. China is now the top superpower, good job assholes! Truly a race to the bottom...
I think now would be the time I left USA or started building a resistance 😅
No wonder you feel powerless, what with first-past-the-post voting and… well, everything else 😅
We've definitely got our problems here in Yurop too (like literal fucking neofascists being super popular), but at least we get proportional representation – I get to vote for democratic socialists so that it actually means something
First past the post is bad, but the electoral college can make voter apathy unbearable. My state is more of a swing state now, but it used to be solidly red for decades, and voting blue felt like spitting in a hurricane.
Also the US on election day.
I am not going to be sober if it turns out we have to deal with Trump (or notorious couch-fucker JD Vance) for another 4 years
If the fascists capture the executive branch again, they're not going to give it up in 4 years, no matter what. They're ready this time.
Trump came out said he shouldn't have left in 2020. He damn sure won't in 2028.
Only death will remove him from office.
Yeah I should have said "at least 4."
What you said is exactly why I needed the rum in reserve
You're going to need more rum, I'm afraid.
Meh, he's going to kill the environment, put people in camps, escalate a war between Israel/Iran, cut Ukraine's support and get millions of innocent civilians killed, hurt the economys across Europe, assuming someone like Poland doesn't intervene to assist, but that will just draw further fighting.
Tariffs raise our prices, the trade with Europe would have raised costs if there is further war... The labor market here will be decreased, raising prices, the undocumented immigrants paid 94 - billion in 2022 in taxes, and they expect to pay almost that much annually to deport them. So 180 billion dollars a year loss. "Tax cuts" on the rich and supposedly on the lower wages as well, meaning our national debt only goes up. If anything we learned from his first presidency he only spends more, and doesn't cut costs anywhere. Kennedy will tear apart the CDC... I give up.. I predict in 4 years he will have died from a heart attack, and this countrys economy will be shot
I can only imagine how bad y'all must feel, because I'm here getting very drunk at 10am and feeling like I don't even want to see what's going to happen in the next few years.
One thing I can't help thinking about is what the hell is Russia going to get up to in the future if they get an effective carte blanche from Trump. I'm Finnish and those fucks are right next door
I just ask you to remember every proud Trump vote until then. Rub it under their noses, ravel in their misery for that may be the only thing you can do. Since we, Europe, will probably suffer quite harshly under Trumps "diplomacy" I ask you to pick up our torch of redemption. At least make us feel better when laughing at their plight.
Honestly that's how a lot of people in the US feel about it too
It's gotta hit harder if you're directly affected by the outcome.
During the Trump administration, every morning I’d wake up with vague existential dread, picking up my phone thinking “what now?” And every morning there would be some new shameful low. It was awful.
Seriously same. And that's not exaggeration either. It really was EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. was some new stupid bullshit, or the dumbest thing you've ever heard, or him announcing something horrible.
And here we are about to maybe elect a man with the IQ of a spoon again. But now with felony convictions.
The whole planet, the whole human race is directly affected
That's not what "direct" means. Abortion isn't going to be outlawed in my country because Trump becomes president, unless he goes to war with us and wins.
Lol, like their drug prohibitionism never spilled over to other countries?
Like it or not they influence policy everywhere. Plus if they opt out of environmental policies (even more than they already do), they absolutely have the power to fuck up the Planet for everybody else.
I won't even touch military matters as they should be self-obvious.
How much more direct can it be? Trump moving in with you?
unless he goes to war with us and wins.
Oh I'm absolutely sure it does, and thank the fucking gods I'll probably only be indirectly affected
I can only imagine; this wouldn't be a one bottle of rum situation if I lived there.
Y'all have my empathy, this shit can't be easy.
I would try to convince my blue state to split from America..
honestly wish I could just pass out til Saturday or whatever.
Rum can help you with that.
Americans can drink too just not until they vote.
Technically 3 years after they can legally vote
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What's crazy to me is I don't even know who's in charge of England or any other country for that matter. But it seems the whole world pays attention when us idiots decide to elect another idiot to run the rest of us idiots. Says a lot about our country that the whole world pays attention to what dumbass thing we're about to do now LOL. In my head I feel that those from other countries see our country like a really bad car accident that people drive by, slow down a bit and say oh gosh I hope everybody's okay when in reality you know damn well none of us are okay.
Well, POTUS is not just a national polititian, they do international politics as well. They influence the whole world directly in a big way. People from many other countries feel the same as Americans.
The rest of the world is concerned about US politics because they are essentially the world police due to the size and power of their army.
If you stopped sending bombs, warships and fighter jets around the world, stopped interfering with foreign politics and just focused on NASA, Hollywood and music we'd all love you.
What’s crazy to me is I don’t even know who’s in charge of England or any other country for that matter.
England is part of the UK and with no devolved government, so the Prime Minister of the UK is in charge. Currently Sir Kier Starmer.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
You misspelled Kid Starver. I mean Queers Harmer
In my head I feel that those from other countries see our country like a really bad car accident that people drive by, slow down a bit and say oh gosh I hope everybody’s okay when in reality you know damn well none of us are okay.
… you said it, not me 😅 It's a combination of worry, horror and a sort of sick fascination.
But yeah the stereotypical joke of some Americans not realizing there's a world beyond their borders does have some truth to it. I guess it's sort of understandable given just geographical facts alone (let alone hegemonic status): continental US of A only has 2 countries as neighbors and one of them mostly speaks the same language, where in continental Yurop you can probably hit 4 countries with 7 languages on a 6h drive.
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Can't you just increment the election cycle by 1 year, so that the rest of us don't have to deal with this shit that often?
Oh, I forget... That requires consensus between two parties that hate each other...
It's more like one party constantly tries to reach their hand across the aisle in compromise only to let it get slapped away every time.
I drank a whole bottle of rum back on Election Day 2016 and was hungover for 2 days. I've already blocked out the next few days on the calendar.
15 years ago I worked at a small gaming startup and after some party or another my boss was hung over for two days, and he said that it's totally a thing that happens when you get older. Being a dum idjit I didn't believe him.
I do now.
Its the greatest sporting event of the century.
Totally planning on being sick tomorrow and having to call out of work.
Either I'll be happy drinking and don't want to spoil the joy by having to go to work.
Or I'll be shitfaced, and totally hungover.
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