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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] DankDingleberry 23 points 1 month ago

gold hahaha

[–] ivanafterall 10 points 1 month ago

He looks so ashamed, stop it. :(

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Holy crap. I thought this was just a single pigeon being lazy, not a pigeon feature!

[–] finitebanjo 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

TBF theres like billions of fucking pigeons so maybe we should be taking notes on nest building.

[–] _bcron_ 60 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

In the wild they tend to build these rickety-ass little nests in places where predators have a hell of a time reaching or noticing, and rely on their chicks to basically build a fortified bunker of poop (most other species clean up but that's a different topic).

But then humans came along and built enormous vertical monolithic structures everywhere with little eves and outcroppings and the pigeon is now king. Hawks? Cats? Foxes? No biggie

It's weird to think that if our architectural tendencies leaned towards pyramids we'd probably have a goat problem about as bad, goats just randomly hanging out on the sides of buildings lol

[–] Viking_Hippie 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's weird to think that if our architectural tendencies leaned towards pyramids we'd probably have a goat problem about as bad, goats just randomly hanging out on the sides of buildings lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I certainly wouldn't have to mow.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

It's weird to think that if our architectural tendencies leaned towards pyramids we'd probably have a goat problem about as bad, goats just randomly hanging out on the sides of buildings lol

I feel like this statement could be a good shower thought post haha

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

city pigeons are descended from rock pigeons which in nature breed on the ground on tall cliffs and stuff, they don't really build proper nests. This is part of why they thrive in cities, since tall buildings are a perfect nesting opportunity.

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION 23 points 1 month ago

it ain't much but it's honest! egg blows away

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It stops the egg rolling away, it works.

[–] roguetrick 13 points 1 month ago

Yeah, they primarily used cliffs with sheltered nooks before they were domesticated, so as long as they don't roll off the ledge who cares

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I destroyed repeatedly a pigeon nest-in-building because of a nasty experience I had the previous year. These determined little birds lay a egg during the night next to A SINGLE BRANCH!
Latter they layed a second eggs unfortunately it has rolled over the edge of the balcony because of that.

Crazy birds...

[–] ivanafterall 8 points 1 month ago

This makes me love them.

[–] daellat 16 points 1 month ago

If the egg hatches successfully who are we to judge 🤷

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

More than successful, l think that she thought half way in: "fuck it, good enough"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pigeons' nests aren't made to keep stuff inside, they just need to prevent the eggs from rolling off.

[–] DankDingleberry 2 points 1 month ago

haha ty. i believe you. but its still so adorable

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago