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[–] Deestan 221 points 3 months ago (2 children)

As a gentleman, I'd offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.

[–] Cypher 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.

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[–] Agent641 166 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] baatliwala 16 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?

[–] PainInTheAES 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 142 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Become the damsel in distress naturally (I'm a 6'2 bearded man)

[–] GrymEdm 68 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Wouldn't it be nice to be the little spoon once in a while?

[–] TehBamski 32 points 3 months ago

Here, here!

[–] PunnyName 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] trxxruraxvr 20 points 3 months ago

The bachelor in distress then

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Help her save France from the English.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Or burn her for being a witch and falsely claiming knighthood, depending on your team.

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[–] dual_sport_dork 96 points 3 months ago (13 children)

What makes you think I'm not already similarly equipped?

(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don't have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There's a project for the weekend...)

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

[–] KAYDUBELL 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (4 children)
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[–] JustAnotherKay 64 points 3 months ago

"I'm glad you brought protection"

[–] daggermoon 61 points 3 months ago

what i'm told

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago

Not another one knight stand!

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago

Take her to paladinner and a movie?

(Sorry.)

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ivanafterall 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It greaves me to say it, but I'd pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.

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[–] TastyWheat 46 points 3 months ago (3 children)

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Get excited about where ever we're going because I know it should be awesome

[–] mtpender 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] essell 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Looks like I'm in for a good knight!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] GrymEdm 24 points 3 months ago

Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she's clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I've defended my honor.

[–] mrslt 23 points 3 months ago

Yep, she's a keeper.

[–] PugJesus 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it

Edit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.

[–] LovableSidekick 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I would think there's a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!

Gosh, is it warm in here?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would let her pull my sword for sure

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[–] billwashere 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Immediately go buy a can opener?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Expect an inquisition into ur bedroom.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Rejoice! She brought protection!

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As a longbow user, that armor isn't going to be much good

[–] ivanafterall 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Everyone thinks they've got a longbow...

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago
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