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[–] Deestan 221 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a gentleman, I'd offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.

[–] Cypher 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.

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[–] Agent641 166 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] baatliwala 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?

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[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Become the damsel in distress naturally (I'm a 6'2 bearded man)

[–] GrymEdm 68 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wouldn't it be nice to be the little spoon once in a while?

[–] TehBamski 32 points 1 month ago

Here, here!

[–] PunnyName 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] trxxruraxvr 20 points 1 month ago

The bachelor in distress then

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Help her save France from the English.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or burn her for being a witch and falsely claiming knighthood, depending on your team.

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[–] dual_sport_dork 96 points 1 month ago (13 children)

What makes you think I'm not already similarly equipped?

(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don't have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There's a project for the weekend...)

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

[–] KAYDUBELL 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] JustAnotherKay 64 points 1 month ago

"I'm glad you brought protection"

[–] daggermoon 61 points 1 month ago

what i'm told

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago

Not another one knight stand!

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago

Take her to paladinner and a movie?

(Sorry.)

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] ivanafterall 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It greaves me to say it, but I'd pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.

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[–] TastyWheat 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Get excited about where ever we're going because I know it should be awesome

[–] mtpender 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] essell 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like I'm in for a good knight!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] GrymEdm 24 points 1 month ago

Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she's clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I've defended my honor.

[–] mrslt 23 points 1 month ago

Yep, she's a keeper.

[–] PugJesus 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it

Edit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.

[–] LovableSidekick 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I would think there's a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!

Gosh, is it warm in here?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would let her pull my sword for sure

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[–] billwashere 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Immediately go buy a can opener?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Expect an inquisition into ur bedroom.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rejoice! She brought protection!

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a longbow user, that armor isn't going to be much good

[–] ivanafterall 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Everyone thinks they've got a longbow...

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago
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